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Edited by Ninjabird00:
5/7/2016 3:07:07 AM
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I am reviving my marriage thread. Come get a spouse!
[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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2 RepliesNeed a new anime wife last was slaughtered by a dragon.
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2 RepliesMy last husband was a traitor to the First Order so I had to kill him, can I have a new one? [spoiler]Maybe one with glasses this time, pls?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Stargazer_Lily: 1/19/2016 1:48:32 AMI'm already married, the wife and I joke about getting a divorce. I feel it is inevitable. My only prerequisites are smart and a nice "backside." It can't be one or the other, it's both or I walk.
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3 RepliesGive me a Twi'eck, if of course you know what that is.
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2 RepliesHey! Can I get a woman?
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2 RepliesI would like a female. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Whatever "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" may mean to you, I hope it will be something good.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by tguy4001: 1/17/2016 10:59:09 PMI want a person that goes by the name "Ninjabirdy" on a website called "www.bungie.net"
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HAIL SATAN
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2 RepliesGoogle.com/images So you can help people faster
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2 RepliesRedhead girl, blue eyes, not skinny not huge? Please
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1 Replyhalsey??
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8 RepliesI accidentally shot my wife with a 30MM explosive round from my A-10 Warthog's 30MM Gauge cannon. May I have another one? Cute one with short hair? Pls?
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3 Replies(Girl)Petite, Redhead, Green eyes, Pale, compassionate.
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1 ReplyA Brazilian girl.
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2 RepliesHey on our trip to Mars didn't go so well or at least not for me. When we landed on Mars she ran away and is now staying with Matt Damon and they said go back into the rocket and leave. I need another one preferably one with blonde hair, who is cute, and likes to go to the beach.
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1 ReplyMay I has gril please?
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1 ReplyEdited by YoYo: 1/15/2016 11:31:45 PMI want gril
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1 ReplyI'd like a human plz
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3 RepliesWell.... I don't know how 'bout a white girl with dark hair and red lips. Oh, and a hint of nerdy, and emoish. You get that and you are the master.
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1 ReplyA chick that wants to play Xbox ;)
