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Edited by Ninjabird00:
5/7/2016 3:07:07 AM
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I am reviving my marriage thread. Come get a spouse!
[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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1 ReplyCute 4 year old girl (maybe 7 but that's too old)
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7 RepliesEdited by Horacio Crux: 7/31/2016 2:12:03 AMGirl, teen, blond or brunette, skinny, cute, please.
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1 ReplyGirl please
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4 RepliesA attractive female axolotl plz ;)
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3 RepliesA sweet & hot looking girl please
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7 RepliesAn attractive female Fallen.
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1 ReplyThis thing is still going
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1 ReplyHello me want one
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1 ReplyStill here!
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1 ReplyLast one got mauled can i have one that likes volleyball
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1 ReplyIs this dead?
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2 RepliesGorgeous Woman
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5 RepliesBump for the pop
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1 ReplyThis thread is officially one of my favorites.
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4 RepliesFound this thread Wynaut Male plz (Animu for extra brownie points)
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1 ReplyEdited by Fried Shrimp419: 3/3/2016 1:42:47 AMOld one wanted to much sex another plz You never answered to the comment on the last one:| Girl please
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5 RepliesNew anime girl last died in a fire
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2 RepliesMy old wife committed suicide she lost the halo 5 doubles playlist. Can I have a new one preferably with curves
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1 ReplySexy girl YOU GAVE MY OLD ONE TO SOMEONE ELSE
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3 RepliesSurprise me ;) (but still a girl)
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10 RepliesNeed a new one. Blonde girl please. Last one fell off the roof :(
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1 ReplyCan I have a new one, I accidentally ran over mine with a tractor. :( oh well..
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Edited by Lizard: 2/1/2016 4:52:17 PM
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3 RepliesWait did you end the thread?
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