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Edited by DamUstr8BabyGurl:
8/25/2015 12:12:23 AM
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The pros to dating a dolphin rather than a woman
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and most enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you -blam!- another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you -blam!- another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
>Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
>You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
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1 ReplyThere are words to describe the 8/8ness of this thread, but there are no words to describe it other than 8/8.
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1 Reply8 out of 8 m8
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Imma go -blam!- a dolphin now. Lol
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Engra 2.0 Dear God, its even more hideous than the original..
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This is not original.
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This topic is so off
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1 Reply#Threadoftheyear
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Dam. U str8.
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You make a compelling argument ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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you making a shitpost, why am i not surprised.
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Where's that bby dolphanizer?
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Like Engra but aquatic. +1.
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To be fair most feminists are beached whales so Dolphins are way more agile as well.
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I'm liking they give up easy
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That last one though
