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Edited by DamUstr8BabyGurl:
8/25/2015 12:12:23 AM
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The pros to dating a dolphin rather than a woman
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and most enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you -blam!- another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you -blam!- another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
>Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
>You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
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Op is not lettuce.
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Well I did it, out of curiosity I looked up what their stuff looks like....... After deleting it from my history, I gotta say it's not terrible looking.
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3 RepliesOP needs a hug, guardians.
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5 RepliesGreat... now I'm divorced AND banned from Sea World. Thanks, OP. Thanks a lot.
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1 ReplyWhat does a dolphins vag look like? Does it taste like fish? If im in the ocean, international seas, would it be 100% legal
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This post almost makes me miss seeing Engrapadora posts
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1 ReplyEdited by aceebro: 11/5/2015 2:53:54 PM-blam!- is defined as non-consensual sexual penetration. By that definition, it is impossible for me to be -blam!- by a dolphin. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I wish Dolphins were in kentucky
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I go where I am needed.
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Dolphins probably lie less too lol.
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Strong arguments for the Dolphins
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Well. Um.
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4 RepliesI showed my gf this and she flipped out and slapped me so thanks for that
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4 RepliesIdk why people are against this. Love is love
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Edited by flamensemen: 11/5/2015 4:10:23 AM[quote]>Dolphins are more intelligent than women[/quote]
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4 Replies#dolphinvagisbestvag
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1 ReplyEdited by ThePizzaGuy: 8/26/2015 3:06:24 AM[quote]>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina[/quote] .............gg
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2 RepliesDolphin: This hole's not gonna blow itself
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Edited by TWiSTED: 10/30/2015 9:48:12 AMBruh, I think it's time for me to a nice Dolphin and settle down.
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6 RepliesSo when are we banging?
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1 ReplyEdited by Level 2 on Easy: 10/9/2015 8:22:34 PMYou had me at #1 and #2. *dives in ocean* [spoiler]it seems to me that female dolphins know how to treat a dick[/spoiler]
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Dolphins are more likely to share my interest in beating porpoises to death. For some reason most women aren't into that.
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Both dolphins and women make high pitched squeak sounds But you cant have a feminist dolphin
