I asked her if I was going to get lucky because of my sick kd...
Straight up "nope" is what I got.
WTF?
[spoiler]Disclaimer: I suck at Trials and obviously came up against players even worse than me.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]From all the comments I've seen of people's kd getting called out, I thought for sure getting gud would bring me fame, fortune and "some"... Myth Busted![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Spoiler Edit: This is all just a bit of fun... Try not to take it too seriously. We have some great responses here, just enjoy the silliness everyone. #Satire[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I'm going to bed now... It's late in Australia. Time to play some 1v1. Wish me luck Guardians![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Giggity[/spoiler]
Ok... Ok.... Just to be clear... You need to read the spoilers people.
This isn't serious, but some people are taking it that way. Please STAHP!
[spoiler]We have our own version of 1v1 and she thinks I am the bravest guy in the world. Which, of course, I am.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI don't think my gf wants to do anal :/