So tired of reading cringy humble brags on the Internet (we all do it)
Brag about yourself unashamedly here.
Ill figure something out for myself shortly.
Edit: i just got my new company on weedmaps, so thats cool i guess.
English
#Offtopic
-
4 RepliesI'm about to Finish dark souls
-
3 RepliesSometimes I drink straight outta da carton. [spoiler]And nobody knows[/spoiler]
-
3 RepliesEdited by Xûr: 6/28/2016 6:15:49 PMI once got four kills with one shot in destiny, it was at the pantheon
-
I have perfect hair that is all. [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler] ._.[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyI'm good at everything. [spoiler]Too bad I have no motivation whatsoever.[/spoiler]
-
https://imgur.com/EsLJvcw
-
I troll people with Fabian strategy
-
3 RepliesI know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
-
1 ReplyEdited by Dirty Synth 001: 6/28/2016 6:07:04 AMI make over 100k a year. I own 2 sweet cars. I'm above the average man in the....downtown department. I'd been to all 50 states by the time I was 16.
-
I got a 3-man in CoD BO3 on nuketown
-
My girlfriend and I bought a zebra snail for our fishtank and we named him Siegward of Catarina.
-
Honestly, I'm 17, great job, plenty of cash, cooler than most of the people I hang with, and pretty good looking. Strange... I feel ashamed of myself now...
-
4 RepliesI'm honestly a pretty -blam!-ing hot female. No shame
-
2 RepliesEdited by Im Perma Banned: 6/27/2016 11:50:03 PMAm I still bant? [b][/b]
-
*chews manioc*
-
Edited by A salty guardian: 6/28/2016 9:00:37 AMI have a huge [spoiler].9 kd[/spoiler] I'm pretty mlg
-
I smoke alot of meth and somehow am able to keep playing/afford a stable life style
-
I make money selling weed legally.
-
I got to the #10 spot on a game leaderboard, but it's not that special. The total amount of people ranked in the leaderboard was only a 4 digit number.
-
I genuinely believe the girls I have had sex with are hotter than most non celebrity girls, and blow away any of the girls people here have. U.S Marine My car is a panty dropper My face is a panty dropper I'm definitely smarter than most people I dress much better than anyone I know I own a Rolex I've slept with over 20 girls and never told a single one of them that I loved them
-
2 RepliesI'm a god. Best video game player to touch a controller #1 guitar player in the world if not universe My dick is bigger than yours I have the best music taste The opinions i have are facts
-
1 ReplyIm an architect
-
I have a belly button
-
14 RepliesEdited by ChaoticPhenomena: 6/24/2016 3:39:24 AMI own two properties, five cars, been with my wife for 11 years, and have over six million dollars in my retirement fund.
-
I was only severely depressed with my life for about 8 hours yesterday. The rest of it I spent high as a kite.
-
1 ReplyOh! I can also make the world go black by closing my eyes. AND I can fly for a second if I jump!