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Edited by Bendickleson:
6/30/2016 2:36:49 AM
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YOU'RE IN COURT FOR MURDER!!!!!!
What's your alibi? I will be the judge! Answer wisely o.O
Edit: I need more judges and maybe lawyers to defend suspects! PM me for a position.
Edit: Needing Juries!!
Edit: We hit 600 cases! This is great for business-.-
New Judge(s): RobøPants, Kains
New Lawyers: ArbirtaryOak, RevitalizedIQ, Assasin Trump, Sam I Am
English
#Offtopic
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Penis [quote] penis [/quote]
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No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!
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I'm a police officer
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1 ReplyWell ya see, I have a mental disorder.
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It couldn't have been me I'm a ghost
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1 ReplyWell, ya see I was at home Sitting on my bed Reading a book And then he came in And I stabbed him 34 times in the stomach I didn't know that kills people.
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5 RepliesI STABBED HIM 42 TIMES IN THE CHEST WITH A SERRATED SPOON BECAUSE HE TOOK AWAY MY STICKERS NOBODY TAKES AWAY MY -blam!-ING STICKERS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
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IIIIINNNN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED. Come on your honor, finish the song please?
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1 Reply6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. I am not 7. I am 10.
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Yo fam, u forget about dis hole thing and ill hit u up with some weed
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Edited by The Mad Hatter: 7/5/2016 9:18:04 PMIt was self-defense, your honor. You can see from my wounds that I was harmed and in retaliation had to take the life of my assailant. I did kill that man, and that will forever haunt me. In fact, I see his face every night when I go to sleep. Those actions will cause me considerable pain, but I am not in the wrong. This is not a situation in which I am a murderer. A killer, yes but not a murderer. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, know this: I am a good man, an honorable man, and the killing was not intended. It is an action that, while regrettable, was unavoidable. The defense rests its case.
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(Lenny face)
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It was my twin sister....
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1 ReplyIt wasn't me, Your Honour. I was out seeing the world. I saw Australia, I saw the US, I saw Germany and France... [spoiler]But I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.[/spoiler]
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He bit through the Tootsie Pop instead of licking to the center.
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He tried to what in my butt...
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I was home playing Halo! I was beating the campaigns on Legendary!
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I'm too shy to kill anyone.
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Go on then, do your duty.
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Alibi? I was obviously at home reading. *fiddles with watch*
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YOURE IN MURDER FOR COURT!!!!
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1 ReplyI was following my nose for the fruity taste that shows and ended up sniffing out a dead body.
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1 ReplyWell I identity as a gay transexual, Black, cripple and if you convict me for murder your committing a hate crime and -blam!-! [spoiler]hyperventilates[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt's just a prank bro.
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Mah B bro.
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You guys aren't doing any work....
