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6/15/2016 8:52:07 PM
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A man is in the backseat of your car and rests a knife firmly across your neck.
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What do you do?
[spoiler]I would tell him I was stealing this car first.[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Ask him this: Why are you doing this? And then see it snowball to there while I make him contemplate life while I escape with mine.
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"Chill dude; it's only bumper cars."
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*teleports behind you* Nothing personnel kid
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I don't drive a car. Checkmate.
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Smash R3 repeatedly
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I drive a single cab ute, so nothing.
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In my country the word "knife" is what the penis is called.
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"This is not what I meant by foreplay."
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I actually look into the backseat of my car every time before I go anywhere because I read a story like this when I was little. Sometimes I even check the trunk. :P
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Sit perfectly still, look straight forward, and whisper one thing. "I'm horny".
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"Beautiful weather we're having today." "Shut up and drive." "Okay."
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Crash the car probably, and try to send him through the windshield. Because he probably doesnt have a seat belt on if hes holding a knife to my neck.
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I would make him regret every single moment he spends in the car I would drive like a madman If I'm going to die I'm bringing him with me
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Frankly, I'm surprised he's alive. It's summer, and my car is approximately 1 billion degrees Fahrenheit.
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Try to calculate my odds, if I think he'll kill me than I might have to just ram us into oncoming traffic or off a hill or something.
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Edited by mccwrc09: 6/18/2016 4:39:45 AMWhisper Heil H- [spoiler]Hydra![/spoiler]
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Say: "Dad.............. i thought mum took the knives from you after LAST time!"
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Whip out the communist manifesto.
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Slam on brakes
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I drive a tricycle Chekm8
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Edited by Lordbakon: 6/18/2016 2:41:04 AM"Fine, you can have your car back."
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Accelerate and slllam on the brakes, or just hit the brakes, tossing my hand on my neck. Hopefully this works.
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I give him some finger lickin' good kfc.
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"So, how about that local sports team?"
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Complete all of the quick time events to defeat him flawlessly. If I f*ck up, just reload a save.
