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5/18/2016 12:41:34 PM
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Obama and Trump are running a 5k...
Trump finished and excitedly yells out, "10 minutes! That has to be a new record!"
Obama replied, "I don't think so, Bush did 9:11"
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2 RepliesJust wait until Kanye VS Hillary 2020 lol
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27 RepliesI understand jokes, but if you actually believe Bush did 9/11 you are a dumbass. TERRORISTS did 9/11
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9 RepliesTrump would have ran the 5K in 7:11
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2 Repliesdamn, you forced that joke harder than Bush when he forced those planes into the twin towers
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Hey its your uber im outside
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Edited by ChaosRecon95: 5/19/2016 3:06:07 PMLol this is top kek
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This post actually made me laugh. Nice one OP
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3 Replies[quote]Trump finished[/quote] See, this is where the whole thing falls apart. Jokes need at least a small bit of plausibility, and we just don't have that here. The morbidly obese Trump would have to find some way of picking up that gargantuan belly and keeping it from dragging on the ground just to begin. Finishing is totally out of the question. :)
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2 RepliesBush worked at 7/11
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Hue hue hue gr8 b8 m8 no h8 I r8 8/8
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Edited by Obama: 5/19/2016 1:58:24 PM[b][/b]
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Lolol
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Omg XD
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I applaud you. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
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Ha ha. You mean 7:11?
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BOMB DETONATED, TERRORISTS WIN
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15 RepliesAm I banned?
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[spoiler]A Wild Gringo has appeared[/spoiler] [quote]Bush finished and excitedly yells out, "9:11 minutes! That has to be a new record!" Obama replied, "I don't think so, Trump did 7:11"[/quote]
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Obama wins. He was born in Kenya after all.... - Der
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Lol good one
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1 Reply> Original joke is original.
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*throws phone out of window*
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1 ReplyI already saw that joke on Reddit.
