I think that while playing this game we have all received some hatemail at some point. People will do it for anything. But something not everyone knows is how to respond to hatemail. So let's go over the best and worst responses.
Let's start with bad responses:
[b]The 12 Year Old-[/b] This response is very common, and involves using stupid comebacks that a 6th grader would use. "Your mom" jokes are a good example. By giving responses like these you only make the other dude laugh, when you want him to shit himself reading your response. Don't be a 12 Year old.
[b]Using KD or "We won"-[/b] Another pathetic response. Using KD as an argument is just dumb and easy to counter. Also never use the argument "We won." That is the most common one I see. It's understandable if the game is ranked and what not, but this is Destiny, winning means nothing.
Let's talk about the good responses now. These responses are meant to piss off the other guy, or just have him not message you after you obliterate him.
[b]The broken record-[/b] Probably my favorite, this involves sending the same word or phrase to the guy after every message. It makes people infuriated. I have had a guy send me a voice message telling me I'm a piece of shit after I said "totally" to 5 different messages of his. It works great.
[b]The pacifist-[/b] Another great one. This one involves appealing to what the guy says, it sounds stupid, buy works surprisingly well. Just say things like, "If it makes you feel better" or "I guess I do suck." People want to start arguments and make you mad. This just tells them that you don't care and it makes them angry.
[b]The Babysitter-[/b] This one brings out the nastiness in people, and should be used when someone uses a plethora of vulgar words. But when they do this, just say stuff like "You talk to your mom with that mouth?" Or "Do you need your mouth washed out with soap?" If they are over 18 then you should prepare yourself for an onslaught of messages, but it's hilarious how angry they get.
Edit: It seems that some people believe that [b]The Broken Record[/b] is similar that of a [b]12 Year Old.[/b] [i][u]Let me set the record straight.[/u][/i] [b]The Broken Record[/b] is on the maturity level of a 13 year old, which is what we all are here in the Destiny community. Affiliating our sophistication and maturity with that of a 12 year old is just insulting.
[b][i][u]#13YearOldLivesMatter.[/u][/i][/b]
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When I get hate mail I simply reply "Your best player....thinks he's a pirate!!" Lmao they never know how to respond.
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4 Replieshow is we won a bad response
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3 RepliesI mainly reply with 'I love you too princess :)' it either goes three ways. 1) they laugh and stop sending hate mail 2) they get even more angry and start spamming you with hate mail and... 3) you get to see who's homophobic (these are the best responses in my opinion)
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I have a folder in my phone of pics saved for when someone rage messages me. If someone sends me hate, I reply with a picture of Mexican Salt Artist Rob Ferrel, he makes murals of famous icons/celebrities out of salt and poses next to them. Best
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Lol I got sent a huge rant on me running around with a universal remote, wanna know how I responded? The simple words: "I'm getting the feeling you're upset"
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2 RepliesI just write like I'm using the emotes Angry person: u suk skrib Me: Godspeedjoshua dances Realllllly makes people upset.
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3 RepliesLove that you say the arguments of a twelve year old are bad, then provide "good" arguments that look like they would be used by a thirteen year old.
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5 RepliesEdited by ThuggasaurusRex: 5/13/2016 1:15:47 AMI reply with voice messages containing segments of the He-man theme song. Hatemailer: Wow -blam!-ing headglitcher hacker piece of shit. Me: *presses play on my phone* [i]BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL[/i]
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1 ReplyWhen people say I suck, I just like to inform them that thier mom doesnt swallow. Is that a 12 year ilold comment?
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3 RepliesMaybe next time I'll send. Parle Vous Fancis? And pray they don't speak French.
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I would just be "the nice guy" and say thanks or good game, always positive and upbeat. Had some pretty funny replies to it.
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I always reply with butthurt over and over again
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1 ReplyI always reply with "Error-404 F**k not found" works for me :-)
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Just put one smiley face for every salty word [spoiler]:)[/spoiler]
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I just got hate mail because I wore the scarab emblem and lost a game, damn people bitch about everything don't they?
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i just reply "git gud scrublord" or "take the L and move on"
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Lol I've never gotten hate mail. See stats to understand why lol. If I ever do though I'm definitely going to use this stuff.
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1 ReplyWhen people send hate mail this is what I do Person: "Lol git gud scrub" Me: "hey man, we all have bad games! I'm actually a decent player but you just caught me in an off moment. Either way, maybe one day we'll meet again and you can see if I've gotten good! Have a nice day god bless". I've never once gotten a response after that lol, they probably feel guilty [spoiler]one time I actually got hate mail for using ice breaker (not the exploit just using it regularly) and at the end of our convo the guy ended up apologizing to me for the hate mail lol[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by NYDIBS: 5/17/2016 8:11:49 PMjust reply with Jesus loves you they never know how to respond
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7 RepliesI just don't reply and report it if its legit harassment that can get em banned, then enjoy the message from Microsoft a few days later saying they took action.
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2 RepliesOr set your privacy to friends only Anyone? No?
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5 RepliesSo what if someone tells you to go kill yourself because you went afk for 10 seconds?
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Last night I was trying to get hate mail by using the chaperone as my primary on my defender with no backup plans, unbreakable, relentless, and max strength but no luck :(
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Sorry kid but you don't get to make the rules. Pretty much all of what you said is garbage [spoiler]12-year-old with bad KD, confirmed[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyFor awhile I've switched to using where's Francis and what's my name. Alternating each message the rage it fuels
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I say "thanks for the fan mail"