Use the format "I want my (word) with a side of (word) (word)". Use anything to substitute the (word) blanks.
I want my cancer with a side of dank memes.
I want my beer with a side of damp crackers.
I want my girls with a side of big trucks.
I want my life with a side of actual friends.
I want a life with a side of good luck.
You get the point.
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I want my machine gun with a side of live targets and explosions.