{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
3/11/2016 10:37:08 PM
523
A Cabal eats your car. What will you do?
You're about to head off to work. You walk outside and see one of those fat bastards dining on your car. What will you do?
English
#Destiny
-
Take the cab-al! After kicking it in the ca-balls!
-
2 RepliesWhat are these "cars" you speak of? Dragons?
-
1 ReplyTake his interceptor.
-
...they can do that?!?!?
-
Hope im coverd
-
Call 911. Run. Call into work late. File an issuance claim. Buy a new car.
-
Edited by xcutioner_0: 3/19/2016 9:16:26 PMBuy a new one, and mount said cabal on the hood of my car as a trophy.
-
That -blam!-er better shit me a lamborghini before I kill his whole family.
-
Blink to my work, who needs a car?
-
I should have bought the cabal anti eating device for my car.
-
jump in my works H2 and run the fat head over and over and over some more
-
Eat the cabal
-
Do a jumping puzzle across his face
-
Kick him in the Cabals
-
Detonate the flux grenades in them. Cayde has taught me quite a bit during my campaign against oryx
-
3 RepliesHere's a thought... 1. Talk to the Cabal. Ask him if he likes eating vehicles. Tell him I can find him some tasty ones. 2. Hitch a ride on his ship. Point him out to the school bus parking lot. Also known as the "all you can eat bus buffet" 3. Cabal brings his friends to the large buffet of toothsome bright yellow vehicles. Munch munch munch. 4. Kids get vacation from school. I get vacation from work. I can stay home and (you guessed it) play Destiny.
-
Fart on him. And ouch him in his kidney. Then run away. Far away.
-
Cabal my eyes out. [spoiler]i love my jeep[/spoiler]
-
3 RepliesI'll get in the cabal (the dirty way - we want to punish him), and drive him to work.
-
Grab him by the caballs
-
1 ReplyI'd take my new Carbal to work.
-
How he do dat?
-
Whip out my working replica of ace of spades and shoot him to kingdom kum
-
3 RepliesWell, now we know why we see cars on Venus, but not on Mars
-
Go back to sleep.
-
1 ReplyF[b]u[/b]ck it. Cause why not. Think Jay said this or something like it in Clerks 2
