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3/11/2016 10:37:08 PM
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A Cabal eats your car. What will you do?
You're about to head off to work. You walk outside and see one of those fat bastards dining on your car. What will you do?
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#Destiny
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Edited by Chadley: 3/27/2016 9:54:24 PM
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I dunno, i'll turn into a bike and ram into his caballs [spoiler]roll 20[/spoiler]
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I'll just be waiting for him to crap it back out again. Chances are good it's gonna look better than before.
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They will try to eat you. Eat them baaaaaaaaaaack.
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Pull out the trusty gally
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2 RepliesCall Jake from State Farm at 2am
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That's his car now -blam!- that no way in hell im getting into a fight with a cabal Dx
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2 Replies"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
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Edited by BurningGoats: 3/23/2016 4:37:52 AMI'm going to eat his Harvester ship
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My car is a POS, I would thank him, collect my insurance check and get a new ride!!!!
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2 RepliesAsk for a Fusion Rifle nerf.
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Ask him how he managed to get me a car and then ask why did he eat it
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He'd be going hungry. [spoiler]I cri evry tiem[/spoiler]
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Grab a high heel, peg it at his face, then go back to bed
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Phone in sick. I am obviously still drunk from last night. If I think a cabal is eating my car.
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3 RepliesAte the whole thing. Like with a fork.
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"Like a good neighbour state farm is there"..
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Hopefully he's a phalynx because I would befriend him and make him melee all my enemies into a misadventurey death
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Run up to him, jump and 360 no scope him #MLG
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My exact thoughts would be, "you did me a favor man, didn't want to go to work anyways." Then I'll return to my bed.
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Gjallahorn his ass straight to whatever the Cabal call hell
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Sue him for damages
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2 RepliesCall State Farm Insurance and see if "Cabal" is listed on my perils policy..
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1 ReplyI would drive off to the highway and hit 150 while he's still on it and scare the living crap out of him
