Please share the first 3 things you look for in both [b]The guy you want to bang[/b] and [b]The guy you want to be with seriously[/b]
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104 RepliesEdited by Princess Anomaly: 12/16/2015 12:13:17 AM1. She's not a guy 2. She's not a guy 3. She's not a guy :) [spoiler]This post wasn't made for attention, as many have posited. This post was made as a reminder of how absurdly heteronormative it is to assume that women are automatically attracted to men.[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by MurderElf: 12/22/2015 3:18:55 PM
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Crickey! I've seen these "females" in their natural habitat. And they can be mean and vicious, bite your head off and keep walking like nothing happened. And their memory? Ooh, they never forget a wrong. Look, look, over there! A male wants to mate! Wait, what's she doing? She's placing the back of her hand over head as if to say she has a headache and the male is just walking away! Unbelievable! The ability to turn away a horny male is astounding! Crikey, I've never seen anything like it! That's all the time we have for now. Tune in next week for "When Flo visits". Don't wanna miss this, they can get brutally aggressive. See you next week!
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Honestly the only things I have going for me are that I'm not exactly the ugliest person in the world, I can make people laugh and I've been told I'm really sweet, kind, and thoughtful. I'm kinda hoping that's enough. Hasn't yielded any results yet though. Got close once, but it always ends the same way.
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How they talk about other women, how generally affectionate they are (must be compatible at cuddling), and just making sure they're genuine. I've never liked guys who try too hard to impress, always like the just hang out and cuddle type. But how they talk about women is important to how they would treat me later. Basically; good character 😂
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16 RepliesFemales? What is this species you speak of? I've never come across one in all my interweb travels. Perhaps they are hidden amongst us? Perhaps they are simply figments of or imagination. The citizens of bnet may never know. I volunteer to lead the expedition and find this, female creature. [spoiler]>leaves the internet > goes outside >is amazed by blinding light that hast been seen in ages >travels to a non-internet place called the beach >finds females >they wear bikinis >is amazed at the majestic beauty of dat booty >faints >wakes up surrounded by the female species >can't speak from astonishment >asks what they want >not you they reply >they're all lesbo >cri evry tiem >goes back to internet >cries .[/spoiler]
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Edited by Jasondurgen: 12/26/2015 5:28:56 AMJudging by most of these comments, most guys have a predetermined, though incorrect assumption of what most women want in them, whereas it's literally almost the opposite (kinda) in actuality.
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1 ReplyWeird, I don't see any girls saying, "one who eats ass". Guess I'm shit out of luck...
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I don't know but I'm too -blam!-ing kind. They all say they used to like me but now they just want to be friends lmao.
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6 RepliesCredit score.
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1 ReplyHair or lack there of. Duh.
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14 RepliesWhy is most of the comments require some size of penis ? It's not a guys fault its the size it is . [spoiler]blame biology [/spoiler]
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3 Replies- Height - Build - ***How they act***
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A nice smile. I don't really do the just to bang thing, so it would be cool if we got along. I dunno I just like people I click with, that's all.
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2 RepliesEdited by Tear: 12/20/2015 5:40:52 PM1. Personality 2. Sense of humor 3. What games he likes :)
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26 RepliesWomen only look at one thing: Bank account. You can look like the best actor or celebrity or be very well endowed....none of that matters. Women only care about money. That's why I think women are nothing more than a -blam!- toy. A possession. I see no difference between that thing and my ca, tv or couch. The better question is: What do men look for in women? My answer is a question... "Do you swallow?" Then it would be , do you like anal/ sodomy ? If those two are a no....keep walking. Cause I ain't interested.
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19 RepliesEdited by theraputicGreen: 12/17/2015 7:48:25 PMGreat abs, overall masculine body. Nice beard. Well kempt hair. Great dick. Great at cuddling, and wants to be the big spoon All of the above but is also kind and considerate, as open to me as I am to them. He has a job. I wouldn't want a jobless boyfriend. [spoiler]yes I'm a guy, but I'm bi, so I'll answer this too[/spoiler]
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I bet 99 percent say "at least a flat stomach".
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3 Replies-Stains on your shirt. Proves you have food to eat. Obviously women need food just like men do -Change jingling in your pocket. Its proof at one point you did have paper cash and we all know how much they love da paper -Lots of fast food bags in your car. This means you have most likely dirtied all of your dishes in your house and are now resorting to eating only take out which means you have a kitchen in need of their attention. -Long hair and beard. This makes you a project for them. Women love projects
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7 Replies-Dick Size -Ass size -Tits size -Asshole length -Personality Pretty much it
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Features :( I love darker hair and dark eyebrows) blondes are gross Personality: ( attitude lots of it, kind of sarcastic ) Body: ( broad shoulders, thick but not fat)
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I look for DEEZ NUTZ
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4 Repliesim a guy and not gay so i dont look for anything
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3 RepliesIf I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive I would eventually be attractive
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6 RepliesShort Green 900 years old.
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1 ReplyI just want to know what shemales are looking for in a guy...