[spoiler]Lol, poison on a plasma sword? Aight...[/spoiler] "This ain't him, dipshit. This is another dumb -blam!- who didn't make my life easier." [b]James flips over the body, revealing Raze underneath. The blood from the corpse had soaked into him after such a treacherous journey, making him look more bloodied than he actually was.[/b] "Credits. [i]Now.[/i] Pay up or I'll kill this piece of shit and then use his janky ass metal dick to beat your skull in." [b]He holds up Raze by the collar, shoving the gun into the back of his neck. His battle with Lance may have never happened, but it didn't take a genius to realize something was wrong with him. Jai was none the wiser and began to concentrate, prepared to perform another one of his strange... Tricks if the situation called for it. [/b]

[spoiler]lmao I'm a little more original than poison. And, potentially much worse.[/spoiler] "Ah, you made a... Eh... Sled? I guess." He chuckles "that's brilliant. Now, let's not be rash. Toss the target over here and I'll transfer you the credits." He holds up his tacpad to reveal that all he has to do is push the 'transfer' button and confirm the transaction. Raze continued his act of unconsciousness. James could feel his wounds burn as if his flesh was on fire. "To be honest, I'm disappointed in Raze. I thought he was better than this. So, do you want your credits or not? He's no good to either of us dead. You kill him, then I kill you, you get nothing, and I get disappointment. So, don't be stupid." [spoiler]BTW how is he holding Raze up and holding a gun to his neck with one arm? :P[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Sorry, I meant to say he was holding him by the collar with his teeth lol.[/spoiler] "Who said you'd kill me? For all you know, I could've had a dozen snipers following me. I don't, of course, but that's not the point!" [b]Jai laughs through his clenched teeth as he shoves the pistol harder against Raze. In his chuckling and pain however, he lets Raze drop to the dirt with the other body. No matter. He just planted a firm boot down into his back, aiming the gun once more at his head.[/b] "Also, you want him [i]alive[/i] for a reason. I'm not a dumbass-- once I give him to you, you'll just light me up with those 'bots. Will it kill me? Pffft, -blam!-ing doubt it. But I don't want to take the chance." [b]Pain lances through his body, making him wince through an angry grin. This guy was a total dick, and he would have to show one of his trump cards soon if this dragged on any longer. [/b] "Pay half now, then pay the rest after I let him go. Take it or leave it, asshat."

The man chuckles and it seems to drag on a little to long. [spoiler]placing a boot on Raze's back wasn't the best idea BTW.[/spoiler] Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain as pointed blade rises through your foot; boot and all. You fire the gun into Raze's head, but the bullets ricochet off. (Callus, its nearly impenetrable skin. Also, the pistol is a 9mm which wouldn't stand a chance against Callus.) The blade quickly comes back out of James' foot and you step back to see that Raze's appendage claws had unfolded from his shoulder blades. (They're basically like pincers but their up above his head. If you've played mortal kombat X, their like the bug lady's back things.) The claws, as their called, quickly removed both swords from Raze and he managed to balance upright with his legs laying out behind him. He crawls (using his appendage claws) behind a pile of makeshift cover with his and James' sword. He motioned for James to follow quickly and you begin to hear a loud noise coming from behind the man who sent out the bounty.

"-blam!-ING SHIT! ASSHOLE CYBORGS, I -blam!-ING HATE YOU GUYS!" [b]Seeing that this deal was going south very quick, he flips off Raze AGAIN and looks at some cover opposite of the Cyborg. Of course he wasn't going to trust a guy who just stabbed his foot, especially after he pinned the asshole to a mutilated corpse. He dives behind the ruined concrete barrier a few feet away from Raze and stops his cussing for a second, gun in hand.[/b] "So, uh, no hard feelings right? I honestly don't give a shit. And quite frankly, I'm a tad bit pissed that you put a blade in my foot. But you know, those droids over there are looking very, VERY appealing... I'll cut you a deal. Gimme 1000 credits right now and I will GO TO TOWN ON THIS ASSHOLE-" [b]Jai looks over the barrier, peering at what the other man is doing to cause such noise.[/b] "-AND THEN I'LL GROW ANOTHER HEART INSIDE OF HIM JUST TO KILL HIM PAINFULLY AGAIN. WHADDYA SAY, ASSHOLE?" [b]The one-armed man scratches the side of his blood-caked face with the butt of the pistol, awaiting Raze's answer. [/b]

Raze shakes his head. "Me putting a home in your foot was payback for stabbing me to -blam!-ing corpse, asshole. The way I see it, we're even. Also," he's now shouting to overcome the noise, "i'm not paying you crap. Now, take your sword," he tosses it to James, "give me my gun back, and help me kill these bastards." Raze uses his claws and sticks his own sword through his shredded right hand so that he can hold it. Over the cover, you and Raze see the man jump into a giant mech unit as it rises out of the land fill waste. (Just think titanfall) The mech's 38.mm minigun start to spin up. Raze ducks back into cover as the miniguns release hundreds of bullets into their cover, respectively. The three droids start walking toward James cover; guns at the ready.

[b]James stares in amazement at the colossal mech. If he could get his hands on it... Yeah, the boss would enjoy that.[/b] "Fine then, you metal cock. That mech is mine though, because we're not going anywhere with that massive [i]thing[/i] firing bullets bigger than a Golem pornstar's dick. That shit is anti-materiel with that caliber, so this cover won't stay for long. Do you have shields or EMPs?" [b]His asshole tone is still there, yet sounds somewhat changed. Like a snarky chess player calculating his next move; a surgeon with a gallows sense of humour and a sailor's tongue. He throws the pistol to Raze just as he catches his bone sabre. Almost immediately, the polyps of flesh on the back of the jagged blade pulsate once more and release crimson fluids onto the edge. James takes a deep breath and sighs twice, listening to the sound of his blood flow. The stem cells inside of his body bent and turned to his will, forming into extra organs and systems- hearts, appendixes, and even more -so that his next move would have the precision of a scalpel and the strength of a thousand blades. [/b] "Kneecap the first robot to my left, then shoot the one beside it precisely 0.342 seconds after. Jam that gun if you have to as well, because if we -blam!- this up? Those rounds will shred through our cover at any moment." [spoiler]lol, regular .50 BMG rounds can tear through cover in seconds, and that's smaller than 30mm... Thank god the future's makeshift cover is made up of super garbage[/spoiler] [b]Another deep breath, then a smile. His teeth are stained with his own blood and his face is pale from whatever Raze put inside his body. [/b] "You ready? Because I'm totally down for just waiting and letting these bots shoot me up with energy. For real though, GET -blam!-ING TO IT!" [b]Laughing in the face of death (the robots) from behind quite crappy cover, he grips his sword and prepares to leap out of cover when Raze kneecaps the first 'bot. [/b]

[spoiler]I'll ramp down the caliber to 40s[/spoiler] Raze chuckles as he catches the pistol and unloads on the first droids legs. Raze then tosses a bottle of pills to James' feet. "Take two of those. It'll get rid of the toxic waste you bathed yourself in." (Raze's sword.) Raze then activated his cloaking skin and armor. Leaving him virtually undetectable. Raze then crawled his way toward the mech. Making exceptional speed with his appendage claws.

[b]He holds his sword in his teeth whilst catching the bottle, pocketing them soon after. [/b] "Waste, huh? That's a new one. I knew a guy who knew a guy who smeared shit over this other guy's wounds once to infect them. Suffice to say, I won't need these after what comes next. Like seriously, it's gonna be a -blam!-ING BLOODBATH!" [b]He jumps out of cover, catching his sabre as it drops from his mouth. All of the sudden, blood begins to pour from Jai's wounds. His foot, his chest, anywhere he's been wounded: all of them release miniature crimson tides that leave scarlet trails in the wake of his speed. The extra hearts inside of his body begin beating at rates that would kill a normal man, [i]flushing away the radioactive waste through the open wounds.[/i] Jumping off of the ruined concrete and onto the head of the first hacked droid, he drives his sword through the battery of the laser rifle. The tsunami of blood encasing Jai runs along the sabre, allowing rivulets of amplified gastrointestinal acid to pour onto said rifle. With that now useless, he follows up by behind the next robot as the other bullet enters its kneecap. He stabs his sword through its calf and leaves it there, grabbing the laser rifle to discharge energy point blank into the other robot's wrist, weakening it to near-melting point. He withdraws his sword from the machine's calf and slices off forearm, impaling the tip through the final (aka kneecapped #2) robot's laser rifle and letting the bodily acid do the rest of the work. Shoving the (kneecapped #1) droid forward as he jumps on #2, he drives his sword into #1's back as he leaps on it once more, using the boney blade to pole vault over it and sail through the air towards the mech. Ribbons of blood follow behind him, whipping and curving through the air as he shouts in Japanese: [i]HAJIME![/i] [b]His sword enters the frontal lobe of the pilot's protective cover, with his streaming blood splattering against the colossal machine. It begins spreading, interfering with the mech's cameras and sensors. The boney sabre itself continues to release more amplified body acids, and the somewhat regular voice returns to Jai. [/b] "HE'S BLIND! TAKE THE PILOT OUT, BUT LEAVE THE MECH INTACT!"

Raze's appendage claws allow him to quickly climb the mech. He then shoves his claws through the glass of the mech, stabbing the man inside. Barbs deploy from the claw and Raze rips the man from the cockpit with a spray if blood. The mech powers down and falls into its back. Raze lifts the impaled man on the edge of his claw. "Your nothing." Raze's second claw flies into the man's skull. Throwing blood and brain matter through the back of his head. The barbs then deploy and Raze tears the head from the limp body. [spoiler]I think we should ask hick before you keep the mech... I doubt he would like that. Unless it's not gonna be used, ever. We could also ask him if we find any credits or whatever. [/spoiler]

[b]James dislodges his blade from the mech's centre mass, his deluge of blood finally coming to a halt as the extra and overclocked organs in his body dissipate and reform to repair the wounds that can be repaired. Taking a look at the disabled droids and mech, Jai saw a shit ton of cleaning up to do... But also an opportunity. Looking towards Raze, the man considers attacking him now. Just for all the trouble he's caused. But he looked down at his own regenerating flesh and bloodstained blazer, seeing that he's in no mood to fight again either. He taps his earpiece and begins speaking rapidly into it, mentioning the mech and the droids. [/b]