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Stare at her chest. When she starts catching on, stare harder. When she's finally pissed and asks what the -blam!- is your problem, jump up, run into a wall, fall, get up, and walk back to your seat. They can't resist the animal magnetism.
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1 Reply"Crackin' tits luv"
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Start with "hey"
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Say, "Are you single?"
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Wink and say...you just made it to the spank bank.
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Edited by Golden1_1Dragon: 10/30/2015 6:07:35 PM"I'm in the military 501 guardian battalion I fought beside general Oreo fries n deathcode From the battle of the darkness to the siege of oryx" "Bitch I'm gonna win my next battle for u"
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2 Replies"I'm in the military." [spoiler]5th prestige in CoD[/spoiler]
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Ask her if she like trains
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Toast in an envelope
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5 RepliesHey baby, do you like math? Let's add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
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just show her ur penis
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A buddy of mine awhile back asked "hey girl, wanna see a magic trick? Because I can make your homecoming date appear." The girl thought he was joking, till he said he was serious, and the girl thought it was so cute they ended up going out [spoiler]and breaking up, happily never after[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesAre you my [b]guardian[/b] angel, because I think I see a [b]halo[/b] above your head and you are my [b]destiny[/b].
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"sup bb u wan sum fuk?" "hay bb u wan an amatur colonoscopi?"
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Don't tell her anything cuz ur probs really ugly
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Edited by Tosevite 187: 10/29/2015 7:36:17 PMIdk you're way ahead of me. I would have suggested immediately going on the forums but you're already here so.... [spoiler]make her a bowl of Cheerios?[/spoiler]
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Don't say anything to her because actions speak louder than words so you need to hide behind a wall will you hand in your pants and when she notices you just slowly go out of sight when she looks away repeat that process then you wait 5 days and than you follow her till she talks to you and then you successfully had girl talk to you without you saying the first word
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Just show her this and get tail [url=https://www.destinychat.com/attachments/destiny-logo-is-master-chief-crotch-jpg.51/]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/166693115/0/0[/url]
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1 Replyask her if she likes scooby doo or ben 10 better
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Just wait until after your school/ education. Believe me man girls are just stress depression and pain.
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Edited by MommyMaker00: 10/29/2015 7:40:36 PMDon't say anything. Actions speak louder than words. So give her a pumpkin spice latte.
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Don't tell her anything, just walk up to her and smell her hair. Hot girls love that!
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2 RepliesTell her she's smart and offer her gum.
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Hello
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Dmustr8bbygurl
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Say hi and try to start a conversation