"If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

You say "What's the chance a guy like you and a girl like me could go on a date." She'll be so confused she'll either say yes or say something like 1 in a million which you in turn say "so you're saying I have a shot" works every time but if it fails just show her your maxed out y2 gjallarhorn her panties will be on the floor faster then a harpy exploding and killing everyone in the bubble.

"Hey girl you dropped something." "Oh what?" "Your standards. Hi I'm [u] [/u]

Ask if she has a moment to speak about our lord savior Jesus Christ

>Ask her on a date >Pull up to her house in your Honda Civic >Candles inside the car are lit n shit >Drive to a fancy af restaurant >Get out of the car and go in the place w/ her >Have a great dinner >Go back outside >Car is on fire >She'll say "omg" >You'll say "I knew this would happen all along" >Pull out your bag of marshmallows >Make smores over the singed carcass of your Honda Civic >Look into her eyes >"My love burns like a fire..." >Throw her into the flames >And this is the story of how I lost my virginity

ayy bby wats gud (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spoiler]IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!![/spoiler]

Small interactions at first , all posative things and be nice... every few days, until she responds and reaches out to you more.... Play it cool, don't over talk and don't over look. It's good if she catches you a little. If she does, 2 choices. The slight smirk smile back and don't look away, not gazing but admiring..... Even after she does look away, dont. Smile broader then look away, check for her to look. Then look away again, head down smile and shake your head no... She will notice, young girls tend to be insecure and will catch the details and think it over , and wonder what you were thinking... but after that play it cool and dont pay her too much attention for a days .... then go back to it and go for the kill, ask her to chill, maybe some "help with the homework" and that you noticed she was really smart(any compliment really) ... (years of perfecting, this is the short notes) Just make it yours , and roll with it on the fly. If it gets awkward make a joke, tell her hot girls make you nervous and you could barely talk to her and knew you would mess it up. Boom, you're in. Rinse and repeat. [spoiler]doesn't work on redheads [/spoiler]

Hey girl are those pants yellow cause dat a $$ is exotic, is there a sync plate in your pants cause my spire is rising, I'm going to pierce your veil with my hardlight and make you call me the thunderlord till you necrogasm

Introduce yourself, if she seems disinterested, move on to plan b. Plan b(For the Straight Male): [spoiler]Begin operation; become visibly distraught through the school days, finally gain courage and ask target for advice, even without closeness to target. She may hesitate, however begin explaining, there's a guy you like. "I didn't know you were gay," she responds. Explain you don't know what to do about it, talk with her as much as possible. She may have little offer, this is fine. Begin small talk, inserting yourself daily into her life. Begin to date either man you mentioned, or find a new man. Commit to the play, be affectionate, do things with your man around her, be sure she knows. Best to have timed events in which she walks in on you two going at it. There must be no doubt, confide in her, as she does in you. About her love life, about her everything. Become her best friend. Continue the operation for months, years, whatever amount the infiltration takes, it has begun. It's time, end your relationship with your man, change, be close but a bit reserved around your bestie. Wait. Suddenly her and her significant other fight, this is it, it's time to run the protocol. Be there for her, as much as possible, discuss her problem, be friendsies. She will ask, why did it end between you and "Y?" She will ask because you withheld, you were distant, it has paid off. Explain that you found yourself in love with someone else. Continue eating vanilla bon-bons on the sofa during a netflixathon as your girls night. She will push, who? You always tell each other, who do you like? She needs to know, hold back for the first two to three attempt, then say it. Cry, let it out. For all these years, it was her, you found yourself turned, to the other team, and in love with your best friend. She's shocked, speechless. You're best friends, you know everything about it each other, you know everything she likes now, you've been shopping. And you love her. You make you move, she's still stunned, you kiss her passionately, and she succumbs, but shortly, pulls away. She asks you to leave. You do, after apologizing many times. She cries, confused, calls her former bestie, now third in line, she needs help. Days go bye, you get word through the grapevine, she and her boyfriend split. She calls you, the next day, she needs to talk. Nobody needs to talk, you get to her place, she's all over you. You make sweet, passionate love for the next two and half hours, it's amazing. Your relationship begins here, good luck Guardian.[/spoiler]