I can't believe that after an entire year nobody has cleaned up the puddle by the vault terminals. I say that we all boycott the game until bungie takes care of that mess they've been neglecting. This is more game breaking than sunbreakers, nightstalkers, and loot caves but bungie seems to not even give two shits. Somebody could slip and fall in that puddle and die! Who will buy all the silver and protect the milky way if we all die in that puddle? For all we know that could be where rahool keeps his pet Golgoroth. Do we want that released onto the tower? That's what I thought. Sign here if you also agree that bungie should care more about the well being of its destiny guardians and to get the puddle removed.
Edit: it appears that many people have broken bones in that puddle. Wet floor sign needed ASAP! #Anklesmatter
Edit 2: some of you don't believe this is a serious problem. Let me tell you this: does your guardian have broken bones from slipping in the puddle yet? No? Well then you don't see the problem until you're also a victim. I'd also like to mention that the puddle may actually be a mixture of water, urine, and tears. But that could be debatable.
Edit 3: This seems to be a popular topic. As a fellow arc subclass user I urge all guardians to switch their subclasses off of arc while at the tower so that no accidental electrocutions occur while slipping in the infamous puddle. Think before you blink kids. #Arclivesmatter
Shout out to Theeviljuicebox for coming up with #Puddlegate!
Edit 4: it is now confirmed that Tess has spend her leave of absence recovering after slipping in the puddle and getting injured. The trading company is just a side job to pay for her expensive medical bill
Edit 5 (months later): STILL NO CHANGE! Sunbreakers, nightstalkers, exotics, gun nerfs and buffs, sparrow racing, festival of the lost, challenge mode, all of these things have happened since my post and yet bungie is surprisingly still neglecting the most game breaking problem that will ever face any game across time itself! Just the other day I was running through the tower and slipped in the puddle which caused my xbox 1 to freeze. Unbelievable. I had to actually use my ps4 for something other than rocket leauge. A shame I say, a shame. That's why I've reignited this puddlegate to hopefully bring the biggest issue to a close once and for all. Not for my own safety, but for the safety of all gamers, everywhere, before this puddle has a chance to spread into other games.
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When I first came to the tower during the beta, I got my boots wet so I killed myself. This is on you Bungle
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Signed
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It's not Bugie's fault. There no a drainage system in existence that can handle all of the tears. Maybe a no crying zone instead?
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No way
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Pls nerf boongy
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PUDDLE OP NEEDS MAJOR NERF! IT SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DRIP AND STAY STANDING! DOESNT EVEN TAKE SKILL TO BE PUDDLE #LeafPileMasterRace
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I cant believe they put "puddle" in year 2 its more op than pre-nerf gjallahorn
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1 Replyfirst they need to Nerf the puddle, then remove it.
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1 ReplyIt's a puddle of salty tears from that Troll Master Rahool's doing. 180 exotics, really?! But I just paid 31 strange coins for that legendary exotic. Where's my year 2 310 exotic? LOL. People need to pay attention. But maybe at least a little yellow warning flag would help with the puddle. (Cheaper than a mop)
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What about the bots that have been sweeping the same spot for a year hope they aren't paid by the hour
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Your mom is a squirtter tell her to stop
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But but I play in that bubble
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10 RepliesA puddle quest will be released soon. The reward will be an exotic mop.
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Pretty sure this is a failure on the sweeperbots part. Im not saying there was a massive gang war between the sweeper bots and the mopbots, but I don't see any mopbots. Clearly this was an inside job.
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this reminds me of klay world - glass of water
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2 RepliesLawsuit pending against the tower. Was hanging around, doing sunsinger stuff. Slipped and fell and broke my neck. I used fireborn, angrily started to walk away, and slipped AGAIN. -blam!-ing puddle got a "and Stay Down" medal. My ghost won't let me hear the end of it.
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The Frames are doing the best they can...
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Edited by shobr0: 10/19/2015 9:53:35 PMOne time I was casually strolling around in the tower enjoying life as a Stormcaller. It started raining so we all ran inside. I stood by the entryway to watch the beauty. I noticed I wasn't alone, a few fellow Stormcallers joined me and we all had a good chat and quickly became friends. Fast forward a bit. Now we're all running raids and strikes together. We're a well oiled machine. One day after long hours of strikes we visited Rahool to trade in our engrams. Me and another friend had finished up. We both got Zhalos. Great day. I was showing him some new Stormcaller tricks I recently learned. Didn't notice friend was in puddle. Didn't realize friend was lightening magnet. Friend died. Friend never got to see my awesome tricks. Please be careful around the puddle. This is a warning. Valve plz nerf. Puddle is too OP. 0/10 -IGN "Too Much Water"
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Nerf tower, too op
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The puddle on the way to the Speaker has always bugged me too to be honest.
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My secret pissing spot. People wonder why it's there. Idiots
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Know why the sweeperbot where Eris is now left? HE SLIPPED AND BROKE ON THE DAMN PUDDLE! Eris doesn't even respect him either, putting her green gunk on his clean floor.
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We have to wash our armor somehow.
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Bring John Cena to Tower!
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1 ReplyRaarghh, I am a bantersaurus Rexts, what's your favourite animal?