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Edited by Jeff the Cabal:
10/19/2015 2:55:51 PM
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Warlocks: we've run out of popcorn.
*titan throws hammers like a machine gun*
Hunters: OMFG WOT IS THIS SHIT M8! BUNGIE NERF NOW OR I QUITE WTF!!!0!0!0!
*Hunters can now shoot unlimited ammo*
Hunters: "THIS ISNT CHEATING BECAUSE ITS PART OF THE GAME ITS AN IN-GAME GLITCH IM NOT CHEATING!"
If all the classes where in a family, I feel like the Titan is that older brother who works at a bar, makes decent money and gets all the grills in town, the warlocks are the middle child, kinda socially awkward and works at a fancy office and is the super nerdy and smart one and the hunters are like the youngest child who vapes just to look cool and tries to be that "gangster hipster". It's actually pretty funny when you think about it.
In a family situation, the Titan and the hunter would be there screaming at the top of their lungs while the warlock and his dad is just kinda ignoring them enjoying a football game.
Titans are trying to argue back why a nerf is needed
Hunters are arguing that it's "fair" and Titans got a unlimited super at one point..
And me as a warlock person... I'm just sitting back.. Eating popcorn.. Popping a beer bottle...enjoying the show. Pretty interesting actually.
[i]"Titans got to glitch their supers so we get to too!" -fellow 14 year old hunter[/i]
Edit:
[u]See, there are some slightly older Titans and hunters who find the humor out of all of this too. In that case, feel free to sit down and watch the show. There's more popcorn in the back.
Yes, and there are those warlocks who fell to the salt train as well. So many people salty. Hey, mind sharing some of that salt as well? The popcorn this guy brought here is unsalted.[/u]
Year 1:
Hunter vs warlock
80% of Titans side with warlocks
Year 2:
Hunter vs Titan
80% of warlock sides with Titan
Notice something?... I bet you..
Year 3:
Hunter vs hunter
100% of warlocks and Titans will laugh
Next thing you know they'll be fighting a brick wall.
Titans are indeed taking [i]all[/i] the grills.
I've rustled some jimmies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, at least I'm glad to see the majority of people aren't missing the point.
As of today, over 1000 bags of popcorn has been served. :)
[spoiler]there are two types of people on this world. People who gets jokes and notice satire tags, and the people that don't. Lmfao
Yes. This post is cringe worthy. Yes, this post was suppose to sound biased, and sound really bitchy. That is the point. Lol[/spoiler]
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Am I the first to say that I'm sick of us Hunters being the butt of all jokes and having most of us actually living up to that description?
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Crap. No more popcorn?! We're gonna need to make more. [spoiler]Still a funny and true post[/spoiler]
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Hahaha good read and laughs
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Edited by Liam: 10/17/2015 8:47:21 AMI feel like if they were all the same age, the Titan and Hunters would be punching and stabbing at each other constantly, and the Warlock would slap anyone away if they tried to do anything to him/her.
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I main a Titan and levelling my warlock next lol but this which class is more op war is fun to watch PS who uses sunbrwaker it's less useful than the bubble in pvp striker is God of all pvp
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Its not that serious
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Edited by loonigus: 10/17/2015 8:32:59 AMAs a main Hunter I switched to my top nemesis class, the Sunbreaker in disgust from what is currently happening in the Hunter community! The true hunters should unite and stand against this! When you see ppl abusing it then REPORT the shit outta that kid!
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Okay one, all the hunters I know acknowledge that the SS glitch is OP in Crucible and don't use it. BUT the one thing I don't get is why everyone thinks hunters are the only ones who have beef with sunbreakers? Every single warlock I know thinks sunbreakers are OP, not just the hunters. Hell, even the couple titan main-ers think it's OP.
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You know, I finally got around to getting my warlock levelled up and now I know just how OP Stormcaller is. It's awesomely too. I get more super kills with it than I do with sun breaker.
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Edited by Ulicies: 10/17/2015 7:10:15 AMHonestly, I would probably switch to main Warlocks if not for the Hunter's Crest of Alpha Lupi. Also the fact that weapons were once tied to classes in an earlier build of Destiny, and still are pseudo-class-specific as far as exclusive Exotics (Hand Cannons and Sniper Rifles). I ended up going with the Infiltrator class in Mass Effect for the same ultimatum.
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You shouldn't put Satire tags or mention that you made a Satire post. It ruins the joke.
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1 ReplyDid you know warlocks invented rift? And hunters delayed trials by a week
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2 RepliesI am a hunter and find hilarity in it all as well. These other hunters kinda give us a bad name.
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All these other Hunters need to shut the hell up! You're ruining our cool guy look! I mean, come on. We were doing so well, we got invited to raids, we were becoming useful, we got Nathan freaking Fillion (a hunter) to guide us through the entirety of The Taken King. We had finally started getting the respect as the Han Solo space cowboy type that we are. And then [b]some[/b] of you got wound up over some Titans that you couldn't beat. Seriously? Sure, they have pretty good shields and their hammers are strong, but you have a golden fire gun that can kill someone from across the map in one shot! And now, you're exploiting the new super we just got! You gotta back off a little, we need to be more like these guys: http://imgur.com/gallery/pmny4uK http://i.imgur.com/6wZwCq4.gif Not like this: http://i.imgur.com/UZsIUOP.gif So, for the sake of all Hunters, shut up please.
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2 RepliesSo, when is infinite Stormtrance coming?
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2 RepliesI'm a Titan and I am very disappointed in our newer brethren (the TTK joiners) They are obnoxious and annoying and only choose to join us because of our powerful new abilities... [i]-Spooky Mario 8, a Day 1 Titan main[/i]
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Why do these still exist
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The speaker is the dad.
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Wish I could punch everyone in the head that participates and takes a side in this childish class wars. You're all absolutely pathetic.
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Warlocks just wait until a stormcaller glitch
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Wow, the downvotes. So much salt...
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This why my main class is a Warlock. I'm going sit back and let the crowd chant, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry."
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Hey, I still got some. I'll share some if you got some butter.
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I ran out of popcorn, but luckily I got the smart idea to start collecting hunter tears and sell them in plastic bottles on the streets. That way, I could get more money for more popcorn. In fact, I started a company that sells these salty tears as bottled water. [spoiler]It's called Dasani.[/spoiler] Too many tears...
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Never used the sun breaker glitch in pvp, but that solar nightfall we had a week or so ago is a different story.
