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Edited by Jeff the Cabal:
10/19/2015 2:55:51 PM
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Warlocks: we've run out of popcorn.
*titan throws hammers like a machine gun*
Hunters: OMFG WOT IS THIS SHIT M8! BUNGIE NERF NOW OR I QUITE WTF!!!0!0!0!
*Hunters can now shoot unlimited ammo*
Hunters: "THIS ISNT CHEATING BECAUSE ITS PART OF THE GAME ITS AN IN-GAME GLITCH IM NOT CHEATING!"
If all the classes where in a family, I feel like the Titan is that older brother who works at a bar, makes decent money and gets all the grills in town, the warlocks are the middle child, kinda socially awkward and works at a fancy office and is the super nerdy and smart one and the hunters are like the youngest child who vapes just to look cool and tries to be that "gangster hipster". It's actually pretty funny when you think about it.
In a family situation, the Titan and the hunter would be there screaming at the top of their lungs while the warlock and his dad is just kinda ignoring them enjoying a football game.
Titans are trying to argue back why a nerf is needed
Hunters are arguing that it's "fair" and Titans got a unlimited super at one point..
And me as a warlock person... I'm just sitting back.. Eating popcorn.. Popping a beer bottle...enjoying the show. Pretty interesting actually.
[i]"Titans got to glitch their supers so we get to too!" -fellow 14 year old hunter[/i]
Edit:
[u]See, there are some slightly older Titans and hunters who find the humor out of all of this too. In that case, feel free to sit down and watch the show. There's more popcorn in the back.
Yes, and there are those warlocks who fell to the salt train as well. So many people salty. Hey, mind sharing some of that salt as well? The popcorn this guy brought here is unsalted.[/u]
Year 1:
Hunter vs warlock
80% of Titans side with warlocks
Year 2:
Hunter vs Titan
80% of warlock sides with Titan
Notice something?... I bet you..
Year 3:
Hunter vs hunter
100% of warlocks and Titans will laugh
Next thing you know they'll be fighting a brick wall.
Titans are indeed taking [i]all[/i] the grills.
I've rustled some jimmies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, at least I'm glad to see the majority of people aren't missing the point.
As of today, over 1000 bags of popcorn has been served. :)
[spoiler]there are two types of people on this world. People who gets jokes and notice satire tags, and the people that don't. Lmfao
Yes. This post is cringe worthy. Yes, this post was suppose to sound biased, and sound really bitchy. That is the point. Lol[/spoiler]
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Me on my warlock lately.... Fry mutha -blam!-ers.... Used to be bombs away (still prefer blink Melee and blink nova), On my Titan, used to be hulk smash, now is hammer time. On my hunter it was always ninja time to slice n dice. I see no great advantage to any of them and I play them all pretty equally in pvp (except w ttk and the hammer), but I have two accounts now and getting equal time for all is getting really tough, even w my son and I running both accounts. 6 guardians is a shit load. All I know is I hit rank 5 through a sea of -blam!-ing tethers everywhere. It was truly ridiculous. Not complaining, but my observation was that IB was more like mayhem than IB. It was on both sides of the field for both teams, orbs everywhere, supers everywhere. Purple shit everywhere. Was like navigating through purple spider webs in slow motion. Lolololol. I won't partake in the glitch. But enjoy while its there to those of you who will.
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[quote]gets all the grills in town[/quote] Titans are hank hill confirmed
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4 RepliesI have 3 warlocks and I have to say that at the start I thought HoS was fair because it balanced out the other two crappy PVP titan classes. However, after weeks of playing in the crucible I have to agree with hunters and other complainers that HoS needs to be nerfed. Should it be nerfed a lot? No. But, whenever I hear that ticking sound I look at the left side of my screen and see the HoS titan get at least 5 kills in a row easily. Stormcaller get two kills before getting shotgunned or sniped. A single team member should not have the ability to wipe out the entire enemy team in a matter of seconds. The health regeneration and armor is way too powerful and the super lasts too long for unlimited hammer throwing. HoS titans are nearly invincible and really the only super I will ever run away from. Bugie, get rid of health regeneration or limit the amount of hammers or make the super last for a shorter amount of time.
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Can I get my popcorn layered with butter, bc I don't want it all on the top layer?
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Thanks man! Oh cool! Movie theater buttered!
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1 ReplyI dont side with hunters,warlocks or titans. And if you do ,that shows your scrublordness. True mature guardians dont have time for stupid class wars
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Edited by UrchinSoda: 10/17/2015 3:25:09 PMI am Salt-Hunting as a Hunter. it is very easy to blend in collect their salt. we can use the salt for the popcorn. the best way to collect salt for popcorn is by saying "Keep Sun Breaker the way it is!" and also say "Patch the Infinite shadowshot!" these make Hunters very salty. And as a hunter, I can sneak in and collect their salt. I hope this helped you for Salt-collecting!
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Edited by Combatspirit: 10/17/2015 3:13:35 PMYou are abouta to witness the strength of street knowledge... [b]Straight outa Compton!!!!!!!!![/b] with a crazy mother-blam!-er named ice cube. With super dope subclass called hunters with attitude. When I am caught off, I fire shadow shots off. Quiver my bow and the bodies are hauled off.you too, boy, if -blam!- with me the ninjas are gonna hafts to come get me. And when I am leaven I am coming [b]STRIAGHT OUTA COMPTON!!!!!![/b] [spoiler]http://youtu.be/2c96vGpkrsc[spoiler]
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I have eaten so much popcorn that nova bombs come out of my -blam!-
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All the grills are belong to us. #TMR
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1000th
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yay 1000 I think
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[b][i][u]WHAT IS GOING ON HERE[/u][/i][/b]
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Helping you get to 1000 replies
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This was on top of the #satire section, so here I am.
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Looking at the percentages, and thinking to myself" this is why I don't talk shit" pass the popcorn!
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2 RepliesI just throw my hammers and shoot my bow at non-guardians. Only pvp I enjoy is battlefield, lol
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Jeff knows what try satire is
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4 RepliesOlder hunter here, just playing the game legit and eating popcorn while having fun. No sides or whatnot, just saying
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2 RepliesTitans complain about Warlocks and Hunters Hunters complain about Titans and Warlocks Warlocks complain about Titans and Hunters Everyone complains about everything Except pizza. Pizza is flawless.
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1 ReplyPersonally I'm just waiting for a duplicating stormtrance glitch. I have no idea how it'll work
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Then here you have me [spoiler]SHADESTEP[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNerf scissors NOW! Rock is perfectly balanced. -Paper
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Don't worry m8 I'll just use my HoS on that popcorn factory. Instant popcorn
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I'm a hunter person and I'm basically doing the same. Popcorn anyone?
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Am I the first to say that I'm sick of us Hunters being the butt of all jokes and having most of us actually living up to that description?
