"But I'm defending the universe hun!" "Let me kill this boss real fast" - (3 hours later) "one more try I promise" "Let me do one more match, then I'll rub your back!" "Why don't you go take a nice hot bath, I should be done by then" "Don't make me pull out my Gjallarhorn!" "Guardian down" Edit: I can't stop laughing at some of these. Keep um going guardians! Edit: a lot of sandwich fans out there! Lol Edit: almost to 1000 replies. Thanks for joining the fun guardians!! Edit: lol somone resurrected this post!