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9/15/2015 4:43:46 PM
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Here is why I was adopted:
Mucca doesn't (usually) need
>breastfed
>need new diapers
>crappy toys (only steam games)
>Mucca doesn't cry
>Mucca doesn't need to be washed by another human but I'd allowed it
>Mucca Is almost in his final form meaning less clothes
>Mucca can sometimes never leave his room in days
>Mucca can speak English
>Mucca knows not to wake you up at 4am
>Mucca can live alone for up to 4 days
>Mucca is sometimes funny
>Mucca has a Scottish accent
Cons:
>Mucca doesn't work because he's a student
>Mucca is lazy
>Mucca will bring girls home at any time with no warning
>Mucca will watch lots of porn
>Mucca will shout at things
>Mucca will ask for a dog monthly
>Mucca will not share his PC and may fight to the death to save it
English
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Hey just think when you get here you won't have to ask for a dog. I already have one :D
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Bump this needs to be at the top
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Come live with me
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[quote]Come live with me[/quote] Lmao I already adopted him.
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[quote]>Mucca knows not to wake you up at 4am[/quote]
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My favorite one was mucca doesn't need someone to bathe him but isn't against it.
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This is why I adopted mucca. He's easier to care for than anyone else.
