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Edited by The Domain:
7/21/2015 9:58:26 PM
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I'm a dirtbag and it's hilarious.
Just got back from running some errands. On the way around town I passed like 6 or 7 of these guys. Id never seen more than 2 together. I had to wait for them to cross the street like a bunch of baby ducks and each one of them waved at me and I waved back. All was cool. Like an hour later, look who's crossing the street again?
They all waved again and I, again, returned the gesture. I went on my way and finished up my grocery shopping, etc. and on the way home I drove past them again. These guys were getting around pretty good. That's when my dirtbag side had an idea. I didn't have to wait for them to cross the street but I did slow down, roll down my window and wave. They all waved back obviously recognizing me, or at least my car. When I got to mama duck I leaned out the window and screamed "HAIL SATAN!" Most of them didn't care but the couple that reacted made my day. The look on their face was priceless.
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HAIL SITHIS!!!
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5 RepliesHow is that a dirtbag thing to do? That's actually kind of cringe-worthy, and the fact that you think doing it made you some sort of badass makes it even more so.
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3 RepliesHail Hydra!
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12 RepliesI'm a Mormon, and if I were one of those missionaries, I would've.... ...Laughed hysterically because that makes a great story to tell your friends when you get home.
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14 RepliesThat was stupid. Not even lulzy. They probably thought you had autism, or tourettes syndrome, which you probably do.
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4 RepliesHow does that make you a dirtbag? That's just something edgy to say. To be a dirtbag you would've had to stop right in the cross walk just so they run into you
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1 ReplyCriky look at the humans in their natural habitat. One of them has seemed to wave to me I better return the gesture.
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3 RepliesI worked with a guy who smoke a lot of pot, tall guy with long blond beard and like a gandalf beard. Interesting guy to say the least, but he was fearless about smoking pot and would smoke in public. After work we were walking to a nearby bar and he had a small pipe in his hand that he would casually hit while we walked. A lady on the street was handing out free bibles (the small New Testament only kind) to passerbys. She walks up to this guy, reaches out to give him a bible, says "Jesus loves you"...to which he blows a huge bong rip of smoke right in her face in response. She started coughing and waving her hand in front of her face while he laughed and just kept walking.
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2 RepliesSurprised you didn't swerve at them and apologize as you drove by saying sorry Jesus took the wheel for a second.
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2 RepliesYou seem like the kinda guy who would take the cheapest decade old Mitsubishi model, throw on a body kit, and then try and race it.
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2 RepliesWow so cool, so hardcore, what an incredibly dark and twisted thing to do. I'm impressed.
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I was having such an awful day today. Then I read this. Made my day. THANKS, SATAN! =D
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"You know, you look just like this one guy I knew; he's dead now"
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Check your privileges you white male scumbag.
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1 ReplyWhen I was 12, I was at my grandmother's visiting for the day. Some time after lunch, there was a knock on the door. When grandma opened the door to see who was there, there were two Jahova's Witnesses standing at the door with pamphlets. Without missing a beat, my grandmother said, "I worship the devil. Not get off my damn porch. I don't want your stupid pamphlet." They both turned away and silently left her damn porch. After that, she gave me cookies and we watched [i]Weekend At Bernie's[/i]. -blam!- yeah, grandma. -blam!- yeah.
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Edited by skelly man: 7/22/2015 3:01:29 AM[u] [/u]
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Yeah, you're a dick, but you were funny, so it's ok. The missionaries probably had a laugh too. XD
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Reminds of high school. I would drive around with a megaphone and yell hail satan at pedestrians and even at some people at churches lol
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1 ReplyEvery time I kill someone I t-bag them till i die
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22 RepliesThis reminds me of a couple weeks ago when some immature teenagers drove past me yelling "dildos!"
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Would laughed so hard
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*Que Sarge
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1 ReplyAnyone else think about that part from Over the Hedge when they are on the TV when they see the title?
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Hail Sithis ***
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Eh, sounds like the stuff me and a friend would do when we were younger. Just make crazy sounds at people and laugh at the reactions.
