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5/22/2015 1:41:10 AM
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Nerdiest pick up lines
Mine is if I could be any enzyme I would be helicase because then I could unzip your genes
What's yours?
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[quote]>A girl I knew in class was a total attention whore. >Never arrived to class on time amd always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much, but I had a few conversations with her. >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them. She wore t-shirts so she never hid them. >I asked her why she would hurt herself like that. >She said "No one lives me and my life is painful" etc., etc. >"No one loves you? What about your parents or your boyfriend?" >Answer she gave me was something like "They actually don't love me," or some shit like that. >Made a point to not interact with her too much after that, because she's too much of an attention whore. >End of the school year, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday. >I'm not good with these situations, so I couldn't say no, even though I didn't like her. >Sunday came, and we went to one of those tower car parks. >Just as we got to the top, she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness for her suicide. >"Oh shit," I thought. She was going to jump and was forcing me to watch! >Had I known that she was going to do this, I wouldn't have gone with her. >"Not watching unless you do a flip." I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid. >Complete shock was written all over her face. She thought I'd try and stop her. >"E-eh? You're not going to stop me?" >"No, go on ahead. If you really wanted to live, you'd stop yourself." >After a while, she got off the ledge. She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes, but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who, and I told her to read the first letter of every line.[/quote]
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CALL ME CAPTAIN BJORG CUZ IM LOOKING FOR SOME BOOOOOOTAAAAAYYYYY
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Edited by szRoyale: 5/17/2016 10:32:34 PMHey.. I like ya.. Can ya give a lil succ?
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Kek this out. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/204376405?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=0
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Hey, let's smash
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Girl, did you fall from heaven? [spoiler]cause you're looking pretty fked up. [/spoiler]
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Hey girl, are you contributing to global warming? Because... you're so hot you're burning up everything around us, including the coal, which then produces extra Carbon Dioxide.
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Are you a dinosaur, because i'd like to dig up your bones. [spoiler]From your pants[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWoof. (Hi. I'm dog.)
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1 ReplyGirl are u using Ice breaker? because u be braking my ice. [spoiler]that one was really really bad and nerdy👎[/spoiler]
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i had a dream about you last night. I dreamt that you were a rabbit and i was a carrot
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[quote]You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop[/quote]
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 4/26/2016 6:42:48 PMBaby, you must have fallen from Heaven because your face looks like Hell. I don't judge. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Are you uranium because my will to resist is deteriorating You are a girl? Ive never been this close to one Ive loved you for 20 years and never had the courage to tell you [spoiler]ouch[/spoiler] On a funnier note: is that a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants
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Edited by DEATHBR1NGER 37: 4/24/2016 7:36:41 AMHow much tidal flexing occurs on Europa? [spoiler]Quite possibly enough to melt a portion of the ice.[/spoiler]
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Didn't see this thread a while back, thought it was lost to the void. Thank god it's not.
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Edited by thoth_: 4/20/2016 6:23:36 PMUm.... Hi Oh god sorry I have crippling social anxiety
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1 ReplyARE U A TREASURE MAP BECAUSE IM FOLLOWING THAT BOOTY
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1 ReplyThere's 206 bones in the human body. I can put one more in there. ;)
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Edited by D4RKVOID: 4/12/2016 4:01:07 PMExcuse me miss but you're spilling sugar out of your shorts. Oh nevermind it's just your sweet ass
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3 Repliesif i was a plane, then your ass would be the twin towers ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
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Where has this been all my life haha
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When im done with you there will be 7 planets left after i destory uranus
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hey if i took sodium thiopenthol you know wat i would say? i love your cellular makeup
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Hey, girl, are you a mass? Cus I'm attracted to you.
