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Edited by Rob the Thrall:
5/15/2015 12:20:41 AM
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If you found a Hive Toddler in crota's pit
Hive baby toddler
Thrall? Knight? Wizard?
What would you do with it?
You've just finished slaughtering the last of the Hive, and as you're about to leave you hear cries/loud screams in an adorable way.
You look down and its a Hive baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 would you keep it? maybe kill it when it starts to cry
Edit:2 most of you are monsters that would prefer to season it then go on to eat it. Then the rest of you want to raise it to be bodyguard/meat shield/sex slave.
Edit3: YES I'm a thrall, but I was raised in the light. I am living proof that teaching Hive is possible!
Edit:4 hilarious replies bros, keep it up
I have lore coming about me soon stay tuned!
Edit:5 I made a fallen thread like most of you asked just a keep an eye out. Hopefully we'll have good story tellers like we did on here, seriously hilarious.
Edit:6 1k+ replies! Good show boys/girls
Edit:7 Keep a good eye for short stories being posted around the thread. Don't be shy, give them a bump and a like. Really good stuff to those who wrote them.
English
#Destiny
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10 posts away from joining the 1k posts club!
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2 RepliesNever too late to abort it?![spoiler]did I go to far ;)[/spoiler]
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I'd have a knight that's knee height and he could chop all my vegetables for me.
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2 RepliesFinally a use for Necrochasm.
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I would corrupt the baby thralls mind so that it mutates into an Ogre and use it to destroy the world!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha mwahahahahahahahah
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I would raise my kid - knight into a swordbearer (major), and teach it like any other kid, feed it appropriately (humans, jk lol), and we would pump iron together and wrestle and shit, we would be fam. he would be like my pikachu, and the best part is, that he will always be carrying the sword of crota so i could use it whenever i want and it'll never disapear because I'll just give it back to him when I'm done with it. - sorry just bored in class
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20 posts away from 1k posts
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Take a red death and stab it with the my bayonet, while softly saying "omg rekt"
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Pretty sure if there were any abandoned hive babies Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would have adopted them by now.
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Shake him.
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Keep it and make it my sidekick
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3 RepliesNot taking any chances, blam blam blam with my shotgun
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Fist of Havoc, a little over kill,but why not?
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How about we just walk away from the diseased mutated chimp thing and forget any if this ever happened? Eh?
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Drop kick it at crota
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to be mercifully to ones enemy its being merciless to oneself
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1 ReplyThis is part of the plot of Thor. Nice steal
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Probably grimace, say "ew look how creepy it is", and then shoot it a few times.
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Stab it with my Red death, to heal myself duh.
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Plug its pores and keep an ogre
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Feed it to the cabal as a peace offering
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1 Replyi will think about rescuing it. then i will remember Thor the movie about how a joten was in that exact same situation, grew up loved by his adopted parent, and then betrayed said parents. then probably kick infant into abyss or teach it three little words. https://youtu.be/5ijEAMP_zW4?t=126 video is very related.
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2 RepliesI thought all hive start out as thrall??
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1 Reply-[i]chk chk[/i]-
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Remember the baby goblin thing at the end of pandorum? You lower your blade and then it slits your throat. Kill them all.
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KILLLLLLLLLLL
