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Edited by Mangojoyride:
12/25/2015 6:49:18 PM
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Best Sex Bed Frame?
One that wont make noise....
Metal?
Wood?
Nail it on the floor?
I don't want the mattress on the floor all the time.
Somebody help.
Edit: I have wood one that had planks for holding the mattress....and after certain use one of the planks broke. Got a metal floor mattress to hold it up now in between the wood frame but its noisy. Maybe I will put sponges around the metal frame so it wont hit against the wood. Or something I dunno....
Thanks for the replies.
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1 ReplyThe single reason that I hate my life is because 12 year olds get laid more than me. This is pathetic.
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Water bed
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6 RepliesThis is the girl you all think you're talking too except she has a dick between her legs as well. Merry Christmas :)
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1 ReplyEdited by Braydzz: 12/24/2015 8:06:28 PMMine is like a wood and leather frame with 4 screws with metal inserts on the front and back for the side parts of the frame and it gets somewhat squeaky no matter how tight the screws are but I was thinking of packing some clothes between the frame and the wall since the head of my bed is right against the wall and the foot has about 2 inches of free space but I have yet to try it. Or even just doing everything on the width of the bed opposed to the length if you have a queen because any frame is more sturdy with side to side motions.
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1 ReplyMuted
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Metal frame but no headboards.
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....car
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3 RepliesWait you talk about sex, your mom has brain cancer so you can't have a squeaky bed.... I need you to post a selfie that says mango 2016 next to your face. If you don't have that you're not a woman and more a man looking for man attention. So let's see it
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Honestly, the ground is the best. I know from personal experience.
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Mango you want some dick?
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Dumpsters are pretty nice
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Kevlar to absorb the vicious blows from a man's meat hammer.
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Metal.
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Metal is too squeaky that's all I know!
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4 RepliesOnly real men do it wherever, whenever it arises.
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3 RepliesIf you're not making noise you're not doing it right.
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tape a video camera to it [spoiler]bend over the bed[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSex is bad
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On the hood of the car doesn't matter if it's Mid day and the neighbors kids r watching just go at it
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4 RepliesStop humping your care bear so violently.
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5 RepliesMaybe make this a poll. I'm on the fence. Metal creaks a lot if it is just bolted together, and wood has a much higher chance of breaking if it is poorly constructed and is made of soft wood (like pine, which is the crap most store bought crap is made of). I would go with a hand constructed hardwood bed
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2 RepliesStill weird
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18 RepliesMaybe this will be The First Curse but... I'll be the Ice Breaker. I have a Obsidian Mind and I'm gonna give you the Truth. I'm not a Vex offender but Baby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. We don't need a Chaperone. We can just go back to my place in Monte Carlo And use Fabians Stratagy, The Ram, or The Stag maneuver While listening to the Ace of Spades. Now with your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I'm the Lord of Wolves for a reason;) I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have Patience and Time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open, Move your Gatekeeper, And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Hopefully my Luck In The Chamber works But don't worry about Hereafter, Cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. Maybe next time we can have the Shield Brothers over and they could strike you. If you're into it, The Third Man can watch as you give me the Oracles delight. Needless to say but this may have been our Destiny to meet here. Until next time, you can have The Last Word.
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Metal, with bars for cuffs
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2 RepliesEdited by DG Ancient: 12/24/2015 5:30:22 AMLittle worried what your doing since your hashtag says "[u]Fist[/u]worldproblems" Also FYI, your whole picture is throwing me off, if your a girl, guys typically like the noise the bed makes. If your a dude, why you no like the sound? Keeps the rhythm going..... Yall can put a Lenny here or whatever now.
