Guardian
“Go on, he’ll love it.”
Ghost
“I doubt it...”
“C’mon, it’ll make his day.”
“Oh, ok.”
Zavala
“What is it Guardian?”
“Ghost has something to show you.”
“Oh? What is it?”
“I’ve been working on my Drifter impression. Ahem...
‘How’s it goin’, brother?
<Zavala looks between The Guardian and Ghost. He utters a nearly inaudible chuckle and a nod, before turning to look over The Last City. Shaxx howls in laughter>
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3 RepliesTitan Just got me some stompies Ghost Um are you sure your permitted to use those Titan Don’t worry they are just ummm how’s you say it.... tight Ghost K but you’ll have to get them off before you meet with the vanguard Titan I’ll be fine I can just slip right out * 47 straight minutes of the titan trying to get stompies off* Zavala Guardian what are you wearing Ghost * in instant I’m not guilty voice* it’s caydes fault
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Ghost: why are you so obsessed with the Ace? Me: idonknow? Ghost: that isn’t a answer. Me: so? Ghost: ...idonknow... Me: case in point.
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5 RepliesGhost "Why do you keep punching things?" Gaurdian "Just because." Ghost "Because what?" Gaurdian "Because it's fun." Ghost "Titans." Lord Shaxx "ARE YOU READY FOR THE CRUCIBLE GHOST?" Ghost "Oh what nothing something with hunters!"
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Edited by KingJules: 1/8/2021 4:47:20 AMGhost “Wanna hear a joke?” Guardian “Sure.” “What’s Omnigul’s favorite game?” “What?” “Hive and Shriek.” “......” “Like Hide and Seek.” “No I...I got it...” <Shaxx howls in laughter> “Hive and Shriek!! Brilliant. Arcite! What’s Omnigul’s favorite game?” <Ghost and Guardian look at each other> Ghost “It...wasn’t even supposed to be that funny..” Shaxx “ZAVALA!! What is Omnigul’s favorite game?!”
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Ghost "So what are you taking for Trials Of Osiris?" Gaurdian "Ace Of Spades, Felwinters Lie and Lament." Ghost "What?" "You can't carry two exotics though!" Saint-14 "Gaurdian, you will be banned from this tournament if you keep 2 exotics!" Gaurdian "Fine, Falling Gulliotine. 20 minutes later Gaurdian "Yea I think I'm keeping my Thorn, Deathadder and Subzero Salvo." Ghost "Please do!" "How did you get three loses?"
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These are great! I imagine my guardian and ghost to be similar to these stories. Keep up the good work. 😊
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1 ReplyIs it ok if I make one?
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2 RepliesGhost “Ok Guardian, I’m transmatting the cargo now.” <Cargo transmats directly on top of the Guardian. Nervous laughter from Ghost> “Oops...”
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12 RepliesI want 30 more of these wholesome creations by tomorrow morning.
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5 RepliesGhost “Hey Eris.” “What is it, Ghost?” “Wanna hear my Drifter impression. Ahem. ‘Hive—“ “No.” <Ghost looks down. He looks up slightly. He looks back down. Eris sighs.> “Very well.” <Ghost looks up quickly.> “Ahem. ‘Hive! Bring a sword!’” “Hmmm. Your impression of The Rat is...amusing.” <Ghost twirls in the air. ‘I’m getting good at this’, he says to himself.>
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Guardian “This gun looks nice.” Ghost. “You have an entire vault of unused guns, you don’t need another one.” “But it feels so comfortable.” “You have a Kvostov, three Seventh Seraph Carbines, four Gnawing Hungers, two Summoners, Suros Regime, Hardlight, Sweet Buisness, Bad Juju, Cold denial, Friction Fire, Last Word, Python, Biting Winds—“ “That’s a bow, not a gun.” “But do you see my point? You have...SO many guns, AND, you keep picking up more.” “And?” “And you have been using the same gun for five years...” “You win.” “Thank you.” “I’m still keeping this new one though.” “I’m going to push you off a cliff and revive you on the edge...so you will fall for eternity.” <The Guardian laughs. Ghost laughs.>
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GLORIOUS!!!! Most wholesome of posts, continue being wholesome dear friend.
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3 RepliesThese are wholesome ☺️
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8 RepliesThis is the kind of character I imagine my guardian being! Love these, very well written. I guess I’ll just have to imagine Ghost saying this stuff throughout my adventures haha.
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2 RepliesGuardian “What is this thing?” Ghost “Old data files say that it’s something called a ‘baseball bat’.” “What is...baseball?” “It appears to have been a game played long before the collapse. Files are incomplete. I’m getting something about a ‘babe’ named Ruth, the num—“ “Who’s that?” “I don’t know...the number 42, dia—“ “What’s so important about the number 42?” “I don’t know...fouls, diamo—“ “Like birds?” “Different kind of foul...diamonds and something about angels.” “What are diamonds? What are angels? What was the bat used for?” “That’s all there was on baseball in the files.” <Ghost wonders why his Guardian has been so talkative> “Should we head back to the tower?” <The Guardian picks up the bat> “I think I’ll keep it.” “But...it’s just a stick...it’s not worth keeping.” “Yes. You’re right. It’s just a stick. An old stick that’s not worth keeping. Probably good for firewood. But...It’s also a memory. And THAT’S worth keeping.” “You have been uncharacteristically hyper verbal today...I like it.” <Ghost gently bumps into his Guardian’s shoulder as his Guardian smiles. THIS is a memory worth keeping>
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Edited by KingJules: 1/7/2021 4:26:00 PM<Guardian driving a sparrow through The Edz> Ghost “LOOK OUT FOR THE——“ <Guardian crashes said sparrow into a boulder. Ghost revives them> Ghost “I think perhaps we should just walk...”
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1 ReplyEdited by djdude (ADEPT): 1/8/2021 12:10:23 AMThe scene old suburban area somewhere in the EDZ Guardian Hey ghost do we have any files on pumped.... uh um.... up kicks Ghost Yes we do but it’s only in audio Guardian Play it *pumped up kicks starts* Guardian halfway through the song Remind me to ask you to play this the next time I got sweet business and we’re fighting hive Ghost Um..... okay No disrespect but thought I’d try it out plus these creations of yours made my day
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1 ReplyCongrats on creating a wholesome post (and for not whining about stasis). I loved all your stories. Keep up the good work.
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15 Replies-giardiqn “haha I’m gay Piss and shit all over Ghost- sexy sexy -blam!- chicken hahaha piss Eeeee