Datto's biggest challenge would be in about 20 years. When Reality kicks in.
The Year 2039
Interviewer: "So sir, it is Datto? is it? like... Dat Toe? is how you pronounce it Correct?"
Datto: "Yes, but my friend calls me Datto, or D for short, or just Datto, but you can call me Datto"
Interviewer: "Okay.... Moving along then, so I see here you have been unemployed for 20 years, what made you suddenly change your mind?
Datto: "No you see, statistically I WAS employed, I WAS my own Boss, Kind of Like Callus but I just didn't have any Cabal on my ship. I Managed and created content for a Game called Destiny. Funny enough, I do NOT wish to brag but I had ALOT, I mean... LIKE OPTIMAL DPS ALOT of input in that game, but my money I made is finished and I have to get my own apartment, and also the Game died a while ago, and no one wants to see Minecraft DPS videos, they are too busy watching NInja or Aztecross classics and laughing at D*ck Jokes"
Interviewer: " *Cough*.... Okay, so....You were your own boss, but created "content" for a video game? so, You were a developer? Designer? and for the record, Who is this Callus? Next of Kin?"
Datto: "Callus? WHAT he is a BOSS! NO DWEEB - LISTEN, there was this game, called, DESTINY - LIKE THE BAND WITH THE CHICKS AND THE CHILDREN but it was about this EpIc Story involving Hive, and Fallen, and Taken, and..."
Interviewer: "STOP. What did you just call me? a "Dweeb"?
Datto: "Yes, now back to my Story, I didn't CREATE content as in develop it but MOST if not ALL of their content was driven by my creative input and MOST if not ALL of the changes made was made so i could profi....I mean I could do Video's that made Money, and it was about OOOOPTIMAL DPS and Changes"
Interviewer: " Sheila, can you get me security please, - SO That Toe, You didn't develop anything, you didn't create anything, you didn't do anything but made videos on this what is it? YouTube, so what did you actually do then, and you mentioned Earlier that the game died out? why is that?"
Datto: " Well, you see what happened was I suggested that they Nerf Melee Damage to Shanks and Nerf the Skyburners Oath because I mean? realistically a gun that ONLY does MORE damage to ONE Race? NO that is just NO - so they put that in an update and someone just had enough and burned the building down. SO.........I was ok I mean, I had money and like... NO living expenses... Until about last week. When I nearly had to gobble to pay the Pizza guy."
Interviewer: "Well, Oh look here - these gentlemen will escort you to the lobby, we will get back to you. Thank you for your time Toe"
Datto: "HEEY! - Watch the Jacket! its a RAID JACKET you DONT GET THESE ANYMORE WAIT! So did I get the Job? HEY DWEEB I NEED THIS JOB"
Interviewer: "Sir, To be Frank - this job is for a Janitor at a Taco Bell, and I have 5 other candidates waiting to be interviewed, they at least have experience. Farewell Sir, Toe is it? say hi to cousin Callus"
Datto: "OMG have you not Listened to ANYTHING! Callus is a BOSS you Dweeb, I NEED THIS JOB, HEY LET GO OF ME! LET GO OF ME YOU PEASANT! BOW TO ME! NO MY JACKET!"
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