Alright kiddies...
So a reply to a post inspired me to post this for bernthal knows why...
So here’s the story of my banishment to the friend zone, this being of course before my duty of the void, in my first life...
So there lived a damsel who I shall refer to a [i]M...[/i]
She was a nice, attractive, very heartfelt female...
Tis I longed for...
Now me being a lib, decided to confess my feelings
(Side note I decided to take the Myers Briggs test and I got logician aka person who’s very honest in things like this, so -blam!- me)
And so she sort of was shocked as she was always alone, not of many friends, and she had depression and viewed herself as useless...
This boosted her ego (real shit?!) and she said she returned the same feelings...
Fast forward a good 3.5 lunar cycles and she seems kinda sad (at this point we are a “tHiNg1!1!”) so as I care a lot about her, I ask what’s wrong?
She avoids the question a bunch but eventually she admits she’s sad for some reason...
I eventually give up seeing I’m most likely pushing it...
The next day as we were just talking and doing shit she says:
[i]”hey Daniel, I’m really sorry about this but, I wanna split”
Now wait, the reason is because I never really liked you in the [b]start...[/b]
I’m sorry...
I only lied because I felt pity and was caught up...
And i sort of believed it...
But I gotta say this now”[/i]
Man I was devastated...
I was so confused...
Mad...
Sad...
I wished she said that in the start...
Do any of you guys understand how it would feel like?
To be lied to on this level?
Now it doesn’t end here...
After a while of trying to dip outta the friendzone I accepted my fate...
But at this point our friendship wasn’t as good as before...
She even didint trust me at one point...
Even though I helped her with so many problems, a shoulder to cry on...
Now I’m not mad at her, just life...
She went through some stupid shit, but I just wish everything was like before...
And not when I confessed...
But when we were good friends...
Tis a woeful tale my offtopickles...
AMA...
And sorry for pity party...
[spoiler]perhaps I could move on?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDoes the void speak to you?
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1 ReplyWhere's Aunt Biscuits?
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1 ReplyEdited by nylon: 2/28/2019 2:18:36 PMAhem [spoiler]Well I guess you mentioned BERTHAL THE GREAT AND BENOLOVENT LORD OF MOLASSES COOKIES so bump[/spoiler] [spoiler]also [/spoiler] [spoiler]Perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDang that’s tuff
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1 Reply[spoiler]I hope you move on.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBwah ha-ha, Graviton!!![spoiler]Perhaps you could join Akiridion-5...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Varvatos honestly is left thinking ?[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]perhaps I could move on?[/quote] Not like you really have any other option.
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2 RepliesThis is why I don't have a girlfriend.
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3 RepliesIt might be hard emotionally, but I believe you should carry on. You'll find someone who'll genuinely like you back. There IS someone out there. I'll also ask; what are your three favorite pizza toppings to combine?
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6 RepliesWhoever dislikes you, clearly isn’t worth it. You will find someone a 100 times better!
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4 RepliesDamn, dude. That sucks. My personal love experiences: 1. Had a crush on a girl for a year, got cheated on by her. 2. Had a crush on another girl, she liked another guy. And I really really liked her. 3. I started dating this girl, then found out that girl from #2 likes me. So now I kind of sort of like her back. Yeah life sucks rn. These forums are my only place for happiness lol [spoiler]Every Rose has its Thorns... I am my own Thorns...[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesAll women are like that.
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6 RepliesSorry man. But it could be worse. You could've been stuck with a bunch of idiots who kept screaming "I AM THE LORAX AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!" in school. Never before did I wish ill will to someone, but it was that kind of day.
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1 ReplyOh man, that sucks. Hope you and her got over it. Sounds to me like she didn’t want to hurt you like she has been hurt before. People are just too nice sometimes. Being honest is necessary for relationships, even if it’s sometimes painful.
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1 ReplyDamn dawg like, take it to the shop?
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1 ReplyDid you actually mean "uncle gravi", Because uncle gravy just sounds so wrong on so many levels. Just thought I'd point that out. (−_−;)
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1 ReplyMy usual shtick for AMAs seems a bit inappropriate here do I'm just gonna like and bump and wish you happy feelings in the future. Also, I recommend chocolate or ice cream. Or both. And videogames. Thats my break-up ritual
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2 RepliesF [u][/u]
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3 RepliesI misses an opportunity to swoop in with a real good friend of mine. Now I haven’t seen her in a long time [spoiler]🎉sad party horn[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesIs your name actually Daniel? [spoiler]Cause if so, I'm about to say the same thing to a girl that I also call M, and my name actually also starts with a D.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*dabs tears away from eyes* I’m sorry to have invoked such a memory. ‘Tis a woeful tale indeed. Consolatory bump.
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8 RepliesBunp... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]