Someone popped into one of my threads, dont worry about who, and asked: [spoiler][quote]Why is everything you post about politics[/quote][/spoiler]
Somebody else did me a courtesy by answering the question on my behalf and responded with: [spoiler]because funny.[/spoiler]
The response that followed? [spoiler][quote]It’s not
I’m worried about eccho
Does eccho have any sort of life outside politics? Eccho do you need help? A therapist? A trained professional who is lying to you that they’re a therapist when in reality it’s just some person you met off craigslist...[/quote]
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I feel like it's time for me to accept the truth and come clean with off topic.
This is kind of liberating, I've been hiding from the reality for so long but its time. I'm ready...
[spoiler]I have absolutely no life at all outside of occasionally making shitposts on off topic that typically take between 1 and 10 minutes to write between 0 and 4 times a day. I dont have a job and even if I did it would probably be making something stupid like sandals out of recycled tires. I also have zero hobbies. Maybe if it wasnt for a crippling case of ass burgers, and a debilitating, constant need for liberal tears I would be able to enjoy hobbies like going to the range with an arsenal of guns I dont have because guns are scary and nobody needs them, going offroading, playing video games (like warframe) or spending time with a doggo. I tried posting an ad on craigslist for "therapist" but do to an unfortunate auto correct induced spacing error let's just say I was not contacted by "therapists". [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThanks for sharing. But you probably shouldn't use rubber for sandals because rubber comes from colonialism and that's bad. Just fyi.
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1 ReplyI also have a confession that will definitely upset a lot of people. [spoiler]I have never seen the Godfather movies.[/spoiler]
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It is okay. I have no life myself. I come on here to see your shitposts for 5 minutes.
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My dick is so hard right now
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4 RepliesI'll take 2 ass burgers please.
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2 RepliesHow much do you think tire sandals go for these days?
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1 ReplyAhem [spoiler]Hit me up on warframe my guy[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesWait...... [spoiler] there are things outside of Offtopic?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCrippling case of ass burgers. My sides are in orbit.
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2 RepliesI also have... “ass-burgers.”
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Vegan my arse
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What's ass burgers are they like ligma?
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I want a T-shirt that reads “The” on the front and “-rapist” on the back.
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“I was not contacted by therapist” I know that last part was a total joke and all but you got me good. For anyone wondering who asked eccho those questions it was I pengay. I also see eccho going on about politics in every other post so I had to ask. Hopefully eccho understands I am legit worried cause for someone to post about politics this often it must be frustrating and stressful especially when the news is stuff you don’t agree with. I will say eccho I too don’t have a life outside what I do and if I did I’d probably be helping elderly couples carry groceries out of the store and to their car. That being said if that was my job I’d be miserable too just like how you’d feel if you were working with sandals.
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[quote]because funny[/quote] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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As always a great post
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8 RepliesI can’t tell if this post is serious or not...