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9/19/2018 3:06:08 AM
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You won't believe what peaches said to me...
We were discussing beard vs no beard and here is what I think he [u]meant[/u] to say.
"Yeah, but I like the way my face feels when its clean shaven".
But, because peaches is so peachy and likes to speak in an abstract sense what he [u]actually[/u] said was.
"Yeah, but I like the way [u]your[/u] face feels when its clean shaven".
It was literally the 5th most awkward social interaction I've had this month and I literally cant even.
English
#Offtopic
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2 RepliesThis is like an English Telenovelas!!!
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... That's odd, peaches are fuzzy, I would think he would want to be fuzzy, well, that's what a box knows... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Here, let me fix that fer ye! [quote]We were discussin' beard vs no beard 'n here be wha' I reckon he meant t' say. "Yeah, but I like th' way me face feels when its swab shaven". But, 'cause peaches be so peachy 'n likes t' speak in an abstract sense wha' he actually said was. "Yeah, but I like th' way yer face feels when its swab shaven". 'twas literally th' 5th most awkward social interaction I've had this month 'n I literally cant even.[/quote]
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1 ReplyJeez and I thought fantasizing about (someone in offtopic) all day was the weirdest thing ever You’ve proved me wrong you two need to be lit on fire
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Y'all should just bang and adopt some little shitposters already.
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Sooo you going to make that man a Trojan man or am I off the mark?
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Jesus christ just smash already. He's giving you all the signals.
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4 RepliesRearrange the following:room a get.
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That's one way to look at it lol
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You know what he meant to say. Also, what's wrong with Peaches liking how smooth your face is? It's perfectly normal. [i]Even If[/i] it was slightly awkward, I would dismiss it.
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I mean, it makes sense. Of course Peaches would like your face being flat.
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[b][i][u]ALI-A INTRO PLAYS[/u][/i][/b]
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Your face is lovely and smooth tho ☺️
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1 ReplyThe brain hears what it wants to hear.
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Bro we get it. Just ask him out and be done with it already.
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So this is the OffTopic will they, won't they?
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1 ReplyBetter bust out the razor, sounds like Peaches likes the twink look.
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Beards are better
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That’s hot
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2 Replies[i]oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooohh[/i]
