WE DON'T WANT NEW THINGS TO DO IN DESTINY, WE WANT STREAMS ABOUT HOW THE EXPANSION 6 MONTHS AGO WAS MADE AND ABOUT HOW THE AUDIO IS MADE BECAUSE WE CANT LOOK THAT UP ON YAHOO ANSWERS!!
6 MONTHS OF TIME TO WORK AND BUNGIE HAS ONLY PRODUCED 2 STREAM SESSIONS!!
RALLY BEHIND ME BROTHERS, BUNGIE NEEDS TO BE USING THESE 6 MONTHS TO MAKE THE STREAMS WEVE BEEN ASKING FOR.
SUGGESTIONS FOR STREAMS WILL GO BELOW
[spoiler]- We need a 6 hour stream solely devoted to the birds in the tower, studying their behaviors and their everyday life.
- We need a 12 hour stream where a fireteam led by DeeJ searches the vault of glass for the mysterious 7th chest and doesn't find anything.
- A stream of DEEJ writing the weekly updates.
- A discussion of how fusion rifles are going to be balanced with further crucial nerfs.
- In depth discussion on how the complex sweeper bot programs were made.
- I'd like to see an hour long stream on the engineer in charge of water puddle placement in the tower. Critical info such as actual puddle depths, how the shapes were designed, and techniques for the mirror effects. Then next week they can also cover the exact pitch of the splash sound when you jump in them. Oh also puddle concept art.
- A stream of Deej and Cozmo patrolling the Cosmodrome and then decrypting blue engrams for 6 hours. And then a reaction video of their best loot.
- A stream where they pick one lucky player to get all his characters deleted but he gets a special emblem so it's okay
- A 24/7 hour stream of their newly painted office drying.
- Instead of Destiny 2, I just want a paid, 2 hour stream covering the artistic and conceptual design of The Dark Below. I think $20 sounds about right. Maybe the audio could be an add-on microtransaction. I'd buy silver for that for sure. I know I'm not alone on this.
- A stream in which Deej reveals that the new update will be comprised solely of new Eververse dances. This will be followed by a stream detailing the footstep sound effects.
- A stream of Deej and Cozmo punching each other in the Cosmodrome for 2h and giggling while they do it.
- A 3 hour stream discussing how the perk "Vacuum" will be nerfed in the next update.
- A stream of deej having dinner with his in-laws. We love deej so much we just want to see the man behind the legend.
- Discussing the 2013 purple ball concept art.
- Best form for throwing money at the screen. I'm tired of getting back pains.
- I'd like a lunch break stream. Do they bring their own lunch or do they go to the hip local diner, take up all the tables, and leave shitty tips?[/spoiler]
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We also need dishonored 2 to come out faster cuz I'm actually hating video games rn :/
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10 hour stream of the devs playing basketball in the Court of Oryx.
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Pls bump
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SIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 hour stream deej vs cozmo playing with the football in the tower
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2 RepliesI would like a stream of deej and Cozmo playing The Division on launch date.
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Edited by Church: 3/5/2016 6:40:49 PMDude they might actually listen to you, so i would be careful[spoiler]#nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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We need a focused on showing the players how to throw money at the screen!
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Hell yeah!
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Edited by Space.EightNine: 3/5/2016 5:58:00 PMI want a stream on the crows that fly off at the beginning of the game, an in detailed look into their AI patterns and exactly what bird they used for the flapping sounds. Also where do they go?
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This is the funniest post I have ever read on this forum
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Signed. Haha, good laugh.
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Yes! I want a stream on VOG! Or maybe Patrol Earth. [b][i]Not![/i][/b]
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1 ReplyPetty and immature
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Signed
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Edited by Tino Calibrino: 3/5/2016 5:43:00 PMI'd just like to say I love how you didn't need to put a satire tag because it's obviously satirical. Whereas most people that post hear spew out some ignorant crap and call people stupid when they don't get it. You're the best. [spoiler]sarcasm free[/spoiler]
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lol yes i really wanna know why the birds on top of the vault don't move
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#satire
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I can't wait till they stream how to use supers stream . Man I know I've been doing it all wrong :)
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3 RepliesA 5 minute stream of deej getting fired.
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1 ReplyA stream where Deej snorts quality cocaine off of a Hookers ass. The hooker should call herself Destiny
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ABOUT TIME SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
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I love the bird suggestion
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I hope bungie sees this.
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11 RepliesContent is just sitting there. The Idea is to kill destiny's youtubers, and streamers by reducing content over time. Then creating a streaming studio. Then releasing content while you have a streaming studio. So all revenue can be bungie revenue. Theve gotten tired of seeing gamers streaming for $ that they're missing out on.