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Edited by thomas_cruise:
1/12/2016 3:21:35 PM
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Challenge Mode for Dads
The moment my wife sees a PS4 controller in my hands its all over. The stares, the huffs, back handed comments.. thats when I know i'm not getting "any" that night.
[b]The real challenge mode is Complete a Raid and get some from the wife later that day... [/b]
Now that sir is a challenge
EDIT: Made the dangerous call of telling my wife about this post. She laughed. Investigating if that means i can still have sexy time tonight.
EDIT: There seems to be a consensus. GFs are cool with Destiny.... Wives are not.
EDIT: Trending? Ha! I'll let the Mrs. know and maybe I'll get the challenge complete tonight!
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#Destiny
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If this trending doesn't get you the challenge mode, nothing will. Good luck fellow husband guardian, I know this struggle well. Lol
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My wife puffs after raid day. Puffs on what I tell her. Pre nup. Every guy should have one. Luckily my son plays leggo harry potter so he is good on raid day as well.
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I've got a challenge for dads......try to remember what sex was like before kids and marriage. Good luck
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Try doing it with a kid lol then let me know if you can still get it done
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My wife is cool with destiny. You are just unlucky with "the wife RNG".
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4 RepliesMarried gamer girl here. He understands that I am unavailable on Tuesdays. Then again we both binge game enough that we occasionally have to go find the other and say "hey, sex?" But then again we've been together for 17 years and have 4 kids. Our relationship wouldn't work if we didn't respect and appreciate each others needs to play video games obsessively.
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Thank you for posting this, man. This is one of the most real posts I've ever seen. +1, ding.
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1 ReplyEdited by OttoVonBisquik: 1/12/2016 5:05:27 PMGF hates Destiny with a burning passion. She decreed that steamy rumpus occur before any Destiny playing. Her words were "I come first."
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3 RepliesGfs have the year one Gally between their legs. Married a couple of years ... Nerf version of the gally...... Married over 10 years , Gally removed from the game. I play when i want now.
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1 ReplyRaid & Laid is the 2016 Netflix & Chill
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Unfortunately I have to do the opposite. I weigh the chances and if I get the feeling my odds of winning the lotto are better I say "see you tomorrow".
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My wife is about as cool as you'll ever get with destiny. She isn't interested but is fine that I love it. I play and she reads or watches X-files or some shit.
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2 RepliesWife kissed me goodbye this morning (knowing it's Tuesday) and said "see you tomorrow" LOL
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2 RepliesProblem is your wife is not a gamer Wives or Gfs that game understand My wife is a ps4 gamer im a X1 gamer She has her time i have mine I simply dont F with her time and she dont mess with my time Win win all around
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I do raids every Tuesday and Wednesday and still get sexy time from the wife. She is totally cool with me gaming it up while she watches her girly anime on hulu.
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2 RepliesJust tell her your nerf needs a buff.
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Just play after sex. 1. Bang bang 2. Leave bedroom 3. Turn destiny on 4. Bang bang
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1 ReplyThe first thing a man needs to establish in a relationship is that he will not be controlled by sex.
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HUE HUE HUE
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You don't get any from a wife anyway ;) unless newlyweds and childless still lol
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1 ReplyGF's are only cool with Destiny for now. Once that ring hits her finger...all bets are off.
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um dude, I don't know the full story but if your significant other doesn't like your lifestyle and tries to change you, that's when you need to get out. it means they like you for something besides your personality... Im 16 and even I know that
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Wives are not cool with a lot of stuff, like sitting down.
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1 ReplyThe Legend Never Dies
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My girls cool so long as she wants a nap or is out with friends....if she wants attention.....Game Over!!
