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Edited by thomas_cruise:
1/12/2016 3:21:35 PM
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Challenge Mode for Dads
The moment my wife sees a PS4 controller in my hands its all over. The stares, the huffs, back handed comments.. thats when I know i'm not getting "any" that night.
[b]The real challenge mode is Complete a Raid and get some from the wife later that day... [/b]
Now that sir is a challenge
EDIT: Made the dangerous call of telling my wife about this post. She laughed. Investigating if that means i can still have sexy time tonight.
EDIT: There seems to be a consensus. GFs are cool with Destiny.... Wives are not.
EDIT: Trending? Ha! I'll let the Mrs. know and maybe I'll get the challenge complete tonight!
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#Destiny
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6 RepliesBuy a fleshlight specifically for after raid nights and tell her your running the no wife strat.
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My wife could careless if I play the game. I'm aware that I have it pretty good. Now I'm the one getting burnt out on the game. I can't even bring my self to play every night like I use too. Maybe she's the one winning the war. Did she just allow me to burn my self out. You never know with these tricky woman.
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7 RepliesMy solution is to sexytimes my wife first, then sneak in a raid while she's still passed out.
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My wife and I both complete challenge mode together each week :)
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1 ReplyI will keep posting this until it is no longer relevant... [quote]Wife Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Wife. Husbands speak in tones of awe of the Wife - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Girlfriend and the Fiance, the Wives reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, Husbands must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Wives' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote]
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How about get some and then hit the raid.
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1 ReplyOP BETTER LET US KNO IF CHALLENGE MODE IS COMPLETE PICTURES TOO MAYBE HA
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Best thing ive [b]ever[/b] seen in this forum xD
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Edited by Cliff Booth: 1/12/2016 1:58:52 PMMy wife plays Destiny with me and doesn't mind how much I'm on the PS4, which totally destroys your second edit.
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My wife loves destiny
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You should give her a backhand [spoiler]...ded comment[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI track the wife's phone with messenger. When that little blip on the radar gets close to home, console off. Happy wife, happy life.
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My wife bought my ps4 for me and sits with me sometimes,when it's sexy time she tells me,I either drop what I'm doin or say lemme have that in the am
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1 ReplyIts because you wife is banging your neighbor while you play.
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Just tell your wife, "Git gud scrub."
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5 RepliesMy Wife hates this game, she screams like a swamp banshee whenever she walks in and sees I'm playing.......I always tell her it's this or heavy drinking, take your pick honey
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Mine hates destiny and games really. She tolerates it like I tolerate her shitty tv shows. We both give each other hell but in the end neither party should be a controlling asshole. Sincerely, happily married with a kid
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And here I was thinking it would be along the lines of soloing a nightfall/raid boss or going flawless in trials while changing a shitty nappy or something. Rewards could be a pacifier/nappy emblem, baby poo brown (aka mustard yellow) shader and a pram for a sparrow.
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Back in tdb I managed to do the raid for first time, and get laid that night from my gf/baby momma
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Having to run and prepare a bottle of formula and feed the baby midway through a strike is taxing enough for me.
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1 ReplyI saw it was a challenge mode for dad's but there isn't nothing child or dad involved. This is a husband challenge. Dad is also reading bed time stories and getting the kids to bed. Raiding and getting laid.
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1 ReplyEdited by A Bored Ninja: 1/12/2016 9:41:20 PMMy wife hates video games with a passion and fire that burns as bright as 1000 suns. Luckily for me, so also goes to bed early. I (of course) go with her to "cuddle". After she falls asleep it's game time!
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My gf hates when i play games and she's home so i don't get to play that much
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Lol, my wife plays too! Sounds like you need an upgrade. We've taken "food" breaks from our raid groups just to go -blam!-.
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2 RepliesSolution: Get some, THEN complete raid.
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If this trending doesn't get you the challenge mode, nothing will. Good luck fellow husband guardian, I know this struggle well. Lol
