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8/20/2015 8:51:46 PM
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I'm an asshole Titan.
If you grab heavy to yourself when no enemies are present, I will wait until you have a clear shot with your rocket launcher and drop a bubble on your head.
If you cap A on Shores of Time, I will shoulder charge you off of the map the next time we're at B together.
If you step in front of me while I'm attempting to counter snipe and get killed by the guy I would have saved you from, I will teabag your ghost (and in the case of Skirmish, don't expect a revive, bitch. Stay out the -blam!-ing way next time).
If you camp your dick off and only leave spawn with super or to grab heavy, I will make it my job to ensure the other team knows where I am, and lead them to you.
If you push me outside of cover while I'm trying to reload or regen health and get me killed, I will spend the rest of the match doing the same to you (-blam!- k/d this shit is personal)
If you keep going to the same doorway trying to snipe and get rekt over and over again, I'll pop a bubble directly in your line of fire. Stop getting destroyed in the same spot dickhead.
If you so much as look at A on blind watch, prepare to be shoulder charged into a wall.
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Lol good shit
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These things happen quite often. It hasput quite the dent in my k/d. #NoRegrets
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Wow, the Asshole order of Titans sucks.
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Edited by CHICKENSQUARE: 8/22/2015 2:36:50 PMIndeed it does. We have many ways of completely ruining your good time.
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I BET YOU SHOULDER CHARGE PEOPLE OFF AT THE TEMPLAR TOO, BECAUSE REASONS! HELL, I DO! I LIKE YOU.
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Yup. You wanna play like a bitch, you can die like a bitch.
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Hahahaha bump
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I'm literally fully opposed to all these things. That's does not make you a dick titan. But kit sure if you're with me, or against. Hmm. Let me know.
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Opposed as in opposed to the various situations? Or opposed to how I handle them?
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Opposed to doing the things that trigger you to be a dick titan. Thought you were inferring I did all these, if not, my bad, used to alot of salt in this. If so, BRING ON MORE SALT.
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No I do these things when the occasion calls for it. I agreed with most of what you said. Although I do feel that my main class is a bit lacking in the PvP arena compared to the other 2 classes. But I enjoy a challenge and I still maintain a 1.5 k/d with my Titans. Most of our shortcomings are due to the current meta anyway and that's changing so bring it the -blam!- on. I'll have my Summoner, my Queenbreaker's, and a firey hammer ready to go.
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Edited by InboundBubble: 8/20/2015 9:27:02 PMOh, fair enough. Yeah they sound like very fun things to do tbh. When ttk comes, with the few nerves and new titan sub I think they'll be one of the most used pvp classes.
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Man I hope not. The thought of all of these Hunter and Warlock mains making the switch to Titan purely because the new subclass looks OP as -blam!- makes me pretty salty.
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Edited by InboundBubble: 8/20/2015 9:29:04 PMActually no, I think the meta will drift toward titan, then back to hunter, then warlock, and then evening out a bit
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Mmhm Idk. Not sure what will happen, maybe they'll love the super but hate everything else, get salty that the super is really good for them but they can't use the rest of the class, and eventually switch back
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One can only hope.
