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Edited by Cosmos:
1/30/2015 1:36:01 AM
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Funniest "Lie" or exaggeration you've heard other guardians boast about?
What are some of the funniest BS stories you've heard from other players.
Funny Stuff
Some of these replies are ridiculous
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#Destiny
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Seahawks were gonna the Super Bowl!
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Anything involving Playstation Exclusives.
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"I play destiny for fun"
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"Don't open the Spirit Bloom chest, the next chest will have a higher chance at exotics if you don't!" (Someone trying to explain the Vault of Glass lore) "The Oracles... like, the Templar is their captain, and if you Oracles say it'll be Tuesday, then he'll make it Tuesday." "The Gorgons don't see you if you're invis!" (They don't, but they hear the noise of you going invis and might come investigate. It messes up patrols of the Gorgons and it messes everything up for the rest of your team. "Why don't we just have a Hunter cheese the Abyss part and we can catch up?" "Dude there's a third chest in Crota's End, but you have to go through the Abyss without killing anything."
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"Xur is NOT Rng" Lol
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Someone in our clan kept claiming to have soloed darkness on hard as a 31 titan Christmas noob. Told him to come show us. Failed for 20 minutes then we carried him through it and laughed. Told him there's no need to brag, like seriously
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2 Replies"I've only cheesed because of the majority rule"
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I have a girlfriend
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Your a [i]Warlock[/i]?! You cannot be the swordbearer! http://youtu.be/1TkM1dvi1e8 ^Thats me. 'Nuff said.
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"See that ship docking right there, jump on it cause you can land and fly with it" -Cartis 2014 I've so far have gotten a suprising 6 people with it. 1 more and Bungie needa to make a shaman that shoots lasers.
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3 Replies"you have to get to the sword faster so you have more time with it" You always have 30 seconds with the sword. Whether you are right there or across the map. You only have to worry about Crotas movement timer.
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Destiny isn't repetitive -_-
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2 RepliesHey son, you wanna go? Cause I wrestled a bear once. #wat
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3 RepliesGjallorhorn is the best exotic. Bitch, seriously?! You obviously haven't used No Land Beyond.
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4 RepliesI JUST GOT THE VEX MYTHOCLAST BOUNTY!
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3 RepliesPenis size
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3 RepliesGuy saying he was a sword pro who beat Crota on Hard but got glitched and didn't receive the shader.
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3 RepliesSqueaky voice- "Im not a virgin" Rest of raid team- "so what do titties feel like" Squeaky voice- "a bag of sand?" Everyone burst out laughing!! Got to give it to the squeaky voice he was a good sword bearer!
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Beware the spill guardian The Spill is a lie It's been there forever
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Kid who is Vanguard rank 74 says he's only played 30 hours and that he's just really good at the game
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1 ReplyTheir age here on the forums Clearly some of these punk 12 year olds try and convince us they are A LOT older than they really are.
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The one where they say they have X raid completion but their grimoire says otherwise "You ain't gotta lie to kick it"
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Edited by pokio555: 2/2/2015 2:23:52 AMHad a bowl of nails WITHOUT any milk... Now thats just too ridiculous to be true like cmon man NONE!
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"I got revenant at level 6 dead orbit, I didn't even want it, just to make my brother jealous, he has a level 50, 20, and 30"
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3 Replies"I used all my heavy synthesis in the first week with my clan, we killed Crota 30 times". Destiny tracker says 1 completion.
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3 RepliesSome kid saying that he took down Omingoul (idk if that's correct spelling) with 2 ghorn rockets and a single nade. Solo......
