The legend lives on from Destiny year one
Of the Guardian they called Smoggypluto
Old Smoggy they said was pretty damn bad
When it came to playing in the Crucible
As Guardians go, he was braver than most
As he forged into battle with his Suros
“And I Just might get wrecked” well ol Smoggy said
“But if need be, I’ll just panic super”
With his 360 primed and blind faith on his side
Ol Smoggy queued up for the battle
As k/d’s would go his was lower than most
But Smoggy just wouldn’t get rattled
The game mode they say that January day
Was control with a team full of randoms
If it’s Blind Watch okay, Smoggy’d just go cap A
And then wait for the enemy to attack him
Now history shows that his teammate, Suppose
Was the best in that winter's day battle
With 31 kills he was King of the Hill
Filled with pride at the top of the ladder
Smoggy finished last, seven kills in his hand
He couldn't even make it a snowman
But RNG doesn't care who finishes where
And his fortunes were changed in a moment
The first one to scream was Suppose as his dream
Of the glory of battle was shattered
Life can just be so cruel and he felt like a fool
For thinking his glory would matter
Smoggy slowly breathed out, then he let out a shout
That echoes to this day with the casuals
Gjallerhorn had dropped in his second reward box
And a hero emerged from the battle
Suppose logged on in rage to Bungie.net that day
With the intention of shaming his rival
Bungie how can this be? He was the worst, but he gets the Gally?
I'm done with your title!
With a screenshot attached, he let loose his attack
Pressing send, he would change all his fortunes
He sat back with a grin knowing this time he'd win
And he'd get his revenge on the forums
Does anyone know what happened to Suppose
After his post had gone viral?
Nobody today still remembers his name,
Just the legend of Smoggy that followed.
It's been years since that day and now neither one plays
Even Gjallerhorn's no longer super
But the legend lives on from Destiny year one
Of the guardian the call Smoggypluto
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Edited by Selkies_TEO: 1/20/2018 4:58:32 PMShit -blam!- this is an old ass post too...let alone the tale Sols is telling
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I don't know, my favorite is still 8in24
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2 RepliesYa know... Instead of making a poem that doesn't rhyme. Maybe just tell us the story?
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9 RepliesHow -blam!-ing hard was it to post the OG link.
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He got the B-line medal capturing C He got 7th Column from getting killed 7 times He got flawless raider for his impeccable finger nails He bought xur off an exotic He put his dick in rockets Mcface He makes the speaker listen He got ikora banned for using 2 nova bombs in 10 seconds in the homecoming mission (-blam!-ing cheat) He 'took' oryx.... out dancing He understood the story
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[quote]OMFGGG CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED IM DONE!!!![/quote]
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1 ReplyNice, good story lets get that statue.
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1 ReplyAll hail SmoggyPluto! Bump to get a smoggy pluto statue at the farm
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Edited by Oh Pie Dragon: 8/23/2017 11:41:01 PM*Gjallarhorn drops* Suppose: N-NANIII?!?! Smoggy: Kore wa- Suppose: Omai wa mou SHINDERU!!!!
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(>'.')> <('.'<) (^'.'^) <('.')> (v'.'v) ^('.')> <('.')^ (v'.')> <('.'v) (v'.'^) (^'.'v) ( '.') ('.' ) You have been greeted by Dancing Kirby
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The nostalgia flows through my veins
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The only guardian that can get a First Blood medal three times in one match.
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1 Reply[in best Obi-Wan Voice] - "Now that is a Name I haven't heard in a Long Time . . . "
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This is history
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May Good Ol' Smoggy, Master of the Ballahorn, Faith Personified forever remain in the legends of this community. Xylar, The Timeless.... Randell the Vandal...
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4 RepliesHonestly it's between him and the owner of Fate of All Fools The only players who actually became legend. You can name hundreds of streamers that all do the same thing but, anyone mentions smoggy or the precursor to Jade Rabbit and everyone knows what that story entails.
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1 ReplyIf more guardians knew who Gordon Lightfoot was, they'd appreciate this more. Good stuff.
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1 ReplyEdited by Milk: 8/23/2017 8:57:28 PM"We must be sure to never forget these legends, lest they be cast to the winds and lost forever to the cruel sands of time." -Joe Dirt
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And yes I tried to read this as if I were singing the song. Mostly works. 9/10
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2 RepliesGordon would be proud. Gitche gumme master lake.
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3 RepliesGordon Lightfoot [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A]The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald[/url]
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Gordon Lightfoot loves this.
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YES! YES! I LOVE IT!
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Gordon approves this message! Well done.👍🏻
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1 ReplyGreat work, loved this so much. May Smoggypluto forever remain legend.
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9 RepliesI like how everybody thinks it was vanilla Destiny but they forget this was months after Crota came out.