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9/12/2016 12:00:47 AM
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Post creative insults here.
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Erm...no U!
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1 ReplyLooks like the good lord got your ass and face mixed up.
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"I know you don't get this often..." before a compliment.
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Uh.. No. Ninjas hate me.
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1 ReplyWhen someone's annoyingly singing along to the radio... "Oh who sings that song again?" -response- "Let's keep it that way."
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2 RepliesJitrag.
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2 RepliesI... I don't want to get banned again
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1 ReplyUm... Uh... Okay... You... Uh... Suck... Really bad... And uh... Are really ugly... Um... Yeah. [spoiler]Can I go home now?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou wouldn't be able to pour water out of a shoe even if the instructions were on the heel.
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Edited by YerSpookyGrandad: 9/13/2016 6:50:22 PMMay the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
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Pinko
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1 ReplyNo, I's get a ban
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Edited by op NOON57: 9/13/2016 12:18:17 PMDo you wanna hear a joke? [spoiler]Your future[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ad Victoriam[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou are not a spoon I would wield.
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3 RepliesThis is used too much but... If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level[spoiler]rekt[/spoiler]
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Hey look I found your home *points to garbage can*
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You are HAM. [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Peachy merry cone. [spoiler]¡Viva México![/spoiler]
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You're an poop.
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You seem like the kind of person who would have sex with squids.
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1 ReplyI would but I dont want to waste time on someone as insignificant and worthless as you. [spoiler]Jk Ily ;~;[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
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A.K.A how to get Banned for Dummies
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I would but that's a ban sentence for sure
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Edited by Ironterror58: 9/12/2016 3:44:30 PMYou cum guzzling thunder cūnt [spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou'll never be the man you're mother is.
