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Edited by Robbo3LJ:
9/7/2016 12:06:16 AM
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Don't be a douche on patrol
and take all the Major kills or someone's bound to teach you a lesson!!
https://youtu.be/dyrJHwhPcKM
childish I know but it had me giggling for a good 10 mins 😂😂😂
edit 1: just for some context as some people clearly don't have a sense of humour. the silly sod trapped in the bubble was spamming the drop ship with rockets, denying anyone else any shots on the major. this was his FORTH attempt and I'd given him the benefit of doubt for the previous 3. FYI, the sod still continued to spam the ship with rockets after his comedy demise.
edit 2: my piss poor aim is due to not being to see through tears of laughter
edit 3: bloody hell fire!!! I'm trending. I never thought a 20s vid would divide opinion as much as this 😬
edit 4: bloody hell!! 1k comments and less than 500 of them mine 👍🏻😂
English
#Destiny
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Ummm...that's how I got my major kills yesterday...haha
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5 RepliesYou do know that you just need to stand next to someone who is shooting those majors and you get the kill too.
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it's too bad there is no emote to flick somebody off... i would have flicked you off for that, but funny never the less.
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1 ReplyI'm not gonna be a douche on patrol by killing all the majors, I'm gonna run up to you with my sparrow and honk my duck horn
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2 RepliesGood on you. Really annoying when people keep taking the major / ultra kills. I had a stand off with someone on Venus for getting fallen majors and ultras, we were literally sitting where they spawn. I had to challenge the person to a sparrow race to get them to leave the area, thankfully the moron didn't realize that once he went out the area everything re spawned.
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Lmao I'm going to try that
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Funny thing is confirmed funny. :)
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Bump bump bump bump bump
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2 RepliesI thought it was funny. It doesn't bother me when people spawn kill on Patrol. What bothers me is when I'm doing the same thing and a random waives to me and sits down. Example, Cosmodrome Hive Elite spawn.
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1 ReplyI go into every zone guns up. If I'm passing through, I shoot what's in the way. If it happens to be a guardian, I [insert emote here]. If I'm coming for a purpose, those guns are blazing. Everything dies, respawns, and dies again, until I have killed my target. If you're looking to get kills around me then shoot. We all get the credit. If you decide to spawn block, I'll leave the area, kill and blow shlt up until it's all gone, and come back. If it's the same server and you're still there I'll sit down with you and drink a beer til you get your a$$ up and act like somebody. If I get bored, go to orbit. Rinse. Repeat. That's how you git shlt done. I call it... [spoiler]Patrollin' on Dubs[/spoiler] No I don't [spoiler]...or do I?[/spoiler]
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I've done the same thing. Back when you could Hit randons i used Solar Wind as well. ...camping/spawn just wasn't possible back in those days...thanks Bunhole. Just further Proof they are the Biggest Trolls of All
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Bwahahahahahaha. That was just priceless.
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Love it, very funny.
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*slow claps
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Haha, nice.
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10 RepliesThats why i dont use rockets when patrolling. If im working on a bounty i.e. hive knights & someone tries to interfere i will sit in spawn room until they leave. If you are there first then i'll wait, i expect the same or i'll piss you off. Simple.
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such greatness lol
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I killed a low lvl with golden gun once, he was being very disrespectful.
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3 RepliesOk - very well timed. People if you see someone working a sight, be patient - hell you credit for the kill as long as you get 1 shot in - work with your neighbor. Jumping in and thinking you have first right will simply get you bubble Titaned.
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Did that during Raids. Not intentionally, but it still brought salt.
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2 RepliesThats stupid can someone explain
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Edited by bFLY: 9/6/2016 2:55:39 AMLol I remember in vanilla destiny people used to do this at the OG loot cave to rocket spammers. Someone did it to me day 5 or 6 of the game lol good times.
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1 ReplyI thought this was going to be another whiner post...... BOY, WAS I WRONG! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!! We need more guardians like you!!!
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4 RepliesI laughed. Still, there are some really ignorant kids out there. OK, when you shoulder your weapon, line up on an enemy in Patrol, and the kid steps in front of you, and kills the enemy, what do you think? "Ignorant prick."? "Oh well, I suppose he wanted the kill more than I did."? What do you do? Move? Recently I was killing Cabal majors for the endless "Kill Cabal Majors Bounty" A guardian came into the building, saw me, waved, and left. I finished in a minute or so, then went out, found him and waved. He waved back, then went into the building. I orbited. Both knew what the other was doing. It's called "being polite." A few days later, a kid ran in front of me, and took the kill. next time, I ran in front of him, and took the kill. he got all upset and punched me! Apparently, [i]only he[/i] was allowed to be ignorant. Usually though, I just go away. I feel better away from them.
