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6/27/2016 4:01:41 PM
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Me am Titan
Me titan. Me friends with hunter and magic man. Me do not understand why hunter and magic man so mad at me. Sometimes me make bubbles for friends. Other time me friends say mean things at me because of big slam fist. Sometimes me just scared and do not know what to do. Please hunter and space magic man do not hate titan anymore me want to be friend. Also why hate me big scary fist it hurt big bug things, scary skeleton people, big frogs , and takin guys for friends so we all live and play together. Me try to not punch with scary lightning fist but some times magic man come back from dead and DAT really scary so me punch sometime hunter sneak up on titan and me so scared me punch hard. Please don't hat titan me just want friend.[
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Bump this poetry lol
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Me Titan man no have Titan friends. Me only has magic men and knife boys as friends. Help me Titan men. I scared of people so I use shocky bomb and purple bubble to keep them away. I use fire to scare them away but magic man use big boom boom thingy on me and it hurt. :( Other knife boys use sharp thing to put out me fire. Be nice to Titan man please. :)
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11/10 post
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97 RepliesHilarious. Thank you. My grandmother, whom I take care of passed from cancer earlier today, and this little post made me smile through the tears. Thank you.
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Can we just take a minute to appreciate what this post and the comments have done for the community? This guy made a bunch of people laugh, and created a shelter for those tired of the "class wars". Almost everyone saw the joke, and can appreciate the subliminal unity between all the characters. There are a ton of comments adding to the caveman Titan theme that are just as funny. We've got a guy who lost someone to cancer that admitted this post brought him back just a little, as well as people consoling him. And no complaints that I can see. And to top it all off, this guy's name is literally INTERNET POLICE! He... he did his job... GG, man.
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Me Hunter and I love you and ur lightning fist even tho hitting me with ur shoulder does make me hurt in the butt
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7 RepliesHello titan me titan too. Me think you ok because I get scared and punch too. I sometimes have a hammer and catch on fire and dont understand how and scares me. I try to throw them away but it wont go away. Everyone now dead and I didnt mean to be bad. I just want to play adventure with magic man an knife boy
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1 ReplyMe am Bungie, Me nerf fusion rifles
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5 Replies[quote] Me try to not punch with scary lightning fist but some times magic man come back from dead and DAT really scary[/quote] I lost it here
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8 RepliesTitan like salad man! His armor has doggies on it, like see-thru man. But salad man is nicer, his armor has a tree for the doggies to pee on!
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Lmfao magic man. gg op.
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2 Repliesme like sunsinger no titan
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So what do you do on your job as the internet police? ._.
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If when I found these forums you told me a post this funny and positive would show up, I would have (ironically) laughed. But there is a third for everything [spoiler]except the end of the world[/spoiler] [spoiler]and portal[/spoiler] [spoiler]and half life[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm tired of people complaining about strikers. THEY ARE FINE. Warlocks and hunters need to stop complaining just because we got nerfed. WE ARE GUIRDIANS. TOGETHER, LETS END THE NERFS! -Warlock Sunsinger Main
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See.. I had hope in this community.. But then..
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32 RepliesMale Titans just punch things, Female Titans just Slap things.... really hard
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Can't believe it..
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Cheers to you mate for winning the day and making it for others
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1 ReplyThis just cured my depression
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2 RepliesMe magic man. Me no hate Titan. Me love you. Me just scared fire hammer and lighting fist. I have lightning Palm and fire dance. Me give lightning high five and get lightning fisted. Then you do gin when I do fire dance to congratulate. Me love you Titan man.
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8 RepliesApparently Titans are not only as tough as rocks but are just as smart.
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This is amazing. Why can't all posts on the forum be like this?
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3 RepliesMe Titan man. Me always be Titan man since beginning of time. Me no know why magic man and hunting man want hurt Titan man. Me want all men to be happy men.
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Me sunshine titan. Me just wanna play hammer catch with magic man and hunter. But everytime me try to toss hammer space man and hunter run away. Me just trying to bring them to the light.
