I think that while playing this game we have all received some hatemail at some point. People will do it for anything. But something not everyone knows is how to respond to hatemail. So let's go over the best and worst responses.
Let's start with bad responses:
[b]The 12 Year Old-[/b] This response is very common, and involves using stupid comebacks that a 6th grader would use. "Your mom" jokes are a good example. By giving responses like these you only make the other dude laugh, when you want him to shit himself reading your response. Don't be a 12 Year old.
[b]Using KD or "We won"-[/b] Another pathetic response. Using KD as an argument is just dumb and easy to counter. Also never use the argument "We won." That is the most common one I see. It's understandable if the game is ranked and what not, but this is Destiny, winning means nothing.
Let's talk about the good responses now. These responses are meant to piss off the other guy, or just have him not message you after you obliterate him.
[b]The broken record-[/b] Probably my favorite, this involves sending the same word or phrase to the guy after every message. It makes people infuriated. I have had a guy send me a voice message telling me I'm a piece of shit after I said "totally" to 5 different messages of his. It works great.
[b]The pacifist-[/b] Another great one. This one involves appealing to what the guy says, it sounds stupid, buy works surprisingly well. Just say things like, "If it makes you feel better" or "I guess I do suck." People want to start arguments and make you mad. This just tells them that you don't care and it makes them angry.
[b]The Babysitter-[/b] This one brings out the nastiness in people, and should be used when someone uses a plethora of vulgar words. But when they do this, just say stuff like "You talk to your mom with that mouth?" Or "Do you need your mouth washed out with soap?" If they are over 18 then you should prepare yourself for an onslaught of messages, but it's hilarious how angry they get.
Edit: It seems that some people believe that [b]The Broken Record[/b] is similar that of a [b]12 Year Old.[/b] [i][u]Let me set the record straight.[/u][/i] [b]The Broken Record[/b] is on the maturity level of a 13 year old, which is what we all are here in the Destiny community. Affiliating our sophistication and maturity with that of a 12 year old is just insulting.
[b][i][u]#13YearOldLivesMatter.[/u][/i][/b]
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2 Replieshttps://imgur.com/gEO8zo2 Like this
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I just type "GG". And I mean it as both git gud and good game. #TitanMasterRace
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My favourite way to respond is with "git gud". If they continue to persist I like to throw a cheeky friend request their way
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this is some of the worse advice i have laid my beady little eyes on.. I hope this is a joke.
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Is this a crucible and trials thing? .o0?
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"The broken record" and "the babysitter" sound kinda like subcategories of "the 12 year old". If you get hatemail, just don't respond to it. Delete it without reading. It's a -blam!-ing casual video game, you're here to have fun, not to make enemies.
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<3 bby would be my favorite response
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Best response I found I'm not making with the understandings of your letter
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Best hate mail I got was someone saying he's going to report me for lag switching so I msged him saying " ouu I like it when you threaten me talk dirty to me " he went crazy best laugh destiny has given me
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I have my messages set to friends only. MvC3 is the reason I switched it, I had to block 3 different people in 3 consecutive days. Day 1- Playing a match online, I manage to pull off a win. Got hate mail, then blocked him. Day 2- Repeat of Day 1 Day 3- I get absolutely dominated, didn't have a chance of beating this guy. Got sent hate mail. I didn't understand why, he won so there should be no reason to be mad. I can get friend requests from anyone, but I got tired of blocking people so I just changed my settings.
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The pacifist is a good one.
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You think the hate mail on here is bad, Try play UFC 2 online. You're basically guaranteed hate mail on there. So many salty players.
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I just tell people that they look cute
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Ignore them because it's a waste of your time to respond.
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My usual responses: Git gud (because I get funny responses if I send this) Or K Just 1 letter. K.
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The proper way to deal with hate mail -laugh out loud -delete mail
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If I get an angry question I respond with "Do you know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?"
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Just say GG hf and gl
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:) [spoiler]works everytime[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLol, I love the babysitter. Say it to a grown ass man or woman and prepare to read their entire life story. In the end all I hear is "respect my authoritaaaw!"
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A simple "thanks" works just fine