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Edited by irishfreak:
5/7/2016 9:41:48 AM
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Hit me with your best paradox! Or your lamest joke!
Pinocchio says his nose will grow.....
Your turn ;)
Calaway049 defiantly wins with that gif hahaha I don't even care if it's not a paradox it is fukin hilarious!
Why the hell is this trending?
1000 replies...... and the majority aren't even paradoxes...... this is why we can't have nice things.
Why do people carry umbrellas?
[spoiler]because they can't walk...... yeah, I feel bad too[/spoiler]
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Edited by Alba Rosa: 4/11/2017 6:39:19 PMWell I got a joke for ya. I made it up all by myself. If you go all the way back in time and shoot Adam with a gun, what does that make you? Do not open the spoiler until you've guessed the answer to the question. [spoiler]A first person shooter.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Okami Prime: 6/20/2016 12:53:04 PM
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What's the opposite of irony? [spoiler] Wrinkly... [/spoiler]
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I will cause your cerebral synapses to become set in a period of inhibition.
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What can you fit 6million of in a car[spoiler]ants[/spoiler][spoiler]jk[/spoiler][spoiler]jews[/spoiler]
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necro
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1 ReplyThis statement is a lie
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What happens to your lap when you stand up?
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24 RepliesA man says if you tell the truth he will kill you with a sword and if you lie he will kill you with a spell. What do you say to live?
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1 ReplyWhat's green and has wheels ? [spoiler]GRASS I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELES[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThis one is more like a riddle but I always liked it. "Three people check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?"
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What do you call a psychic midget who escapes from prison? [spoiler]A small medium at large.[/spoiler]
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Edited by PhraustStryke: 5/23/2016 6:02:40 PM[b][/b]
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Roses are red So is blood My dad hits me
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17 RepliesBatman fights the joker, who has a new weapon designed by Lex Luther himslef. A world eating bomb. Defeats said nemesis, in doing so triggers the bomb. He finds himself by a river, his suit has been shredded. Looking around he sees he is in gotham. He finds some clothes on a line, and takes them. Shielding his exposed skin from the cold gotham air. He is lost and confused, everything looks similar but strange. Did the explosion mess with his head? Down an ally way he strolls, things become clear to him. He sees a family.... A mom, a dad, and a young boy leave through a back door. He thrusts his hands in his pocket. It's there he thinks to himself. Knowing his choices, he only makes one. He grips the cold python in his coat and draws it out blasting the mom and dad leaving the kid in a pool of his families blood. Broken, he rushes towards the gotham bridge. Into the ice cold water he plumits. Everything goes black.... Minutes pass, he is fished out by a man who saw him jump. The man asks why? The now broken batman just laughs and his cold frost burned cheaks crack his mouth open and rip his skin into a smile. He replies in a sinister all too familiar voice. The jokes on you. And laughs as he beats the man to death.... [spoiler]batman is thrown back in time, has to kill his parents so he can become the batman to save the world. Then goes crazy and becomes the joker who threatens the world and sends him back in time on purpose....[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThere is an exception to every rule.
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2 RepliesCan magneto lift Thor's hammer?
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19 RepliesWhy couldn't the child see the pirate movie? Because it was rated.. [spoiler]PG13!!![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesLonging Rusted Seventeen Daybreak Furnace Nine Benign Homecoming One Freight Car
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Hold the door!
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5 RepliesIn the day I'm a daytime person, but at night, I'm a night time person How many sandwiches until we can colonize the sun?
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3 Replies"removing primary elementals will increase gun diversity" Luke Smith
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4 RepliesTHIS SENTENCE IS FALSE don't think about it Don't think about it Don't think about it
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Here is the Simpsorama paradox: The Simpson's universe recognizes Futurama as a show, and Futurama universe recognizes The Simpson's as a show. It gets worse: they had a crossover, linking their universes together.
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25 RepliesIf Linkin Park Plays in the forest and no ones around to hear it, In the end does it even matter?
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5 RepliesIf men are always wrong and women are always right. If a man says a woman is right......
