Some quotes in video games are so dumb but hilarious, what have you seen?
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That one chick in warframe who says "don't touch the fire tenno!" Im just like "What? I was gunna snuggle that stuff thanks for warning me!"
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8 Replies"We're not out of this yet, we can still destroy the enemy core."
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"Look, we both got shit to do. Talk later" Every -blam!-ing time I go near him
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"This one bought Khajit, a drink." -Elder Scrolls Online
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"You know what I'd do if I turned into a dragon? Just enjoy being a f*cking dragon!" Sunset overdrive
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1 ReplyEdited by Bake8935: 4/21/2016 4:39:23 AMYou dare to steal in my presence? That will cost you your life! [spoiler]Not really dumb, but said so often that it became an inside joke with me and a friend. [/spoiler]
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He is a man not a god
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This^
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1 Reply"Snake? SNAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!" Not that I don't love the game, but every time I died I wanted to kill him.....
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4 Replies[quote]You're gonna kill my dick? What does that even mean? I'll kill [i]your[/i] dick![/quote] -Grayson Hunt (spoken to a female character, I might add) Bulletstorm was a unique game.
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21 RepliesWHOOOOOOO!?
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"Forget the enemy of my enemy guardian, the devs were to lazy to create friendly ai. That's it now, kill things before we nerf your plastic toy guns." -A very rare quote from deshitny when using the IWHBYNG modifier [spoiler]I Would Have Been Your Nerf Gun, but the crybabies beat me over the fence[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe light is green
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"Warning! Hostile a approaching." I was in a safe house. Also, "This queen is different!" From ME one Always made me cringe from how corny it was.
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1 ReplyYou want him alive? What happen to "kill them back"[spoiler]I thought it was funny[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou're winner
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"All your base are belong to us." From Zero Wing. They also spent zero money on translation.
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1 Reply"They got Alex" [spoiler]and I've killed a lot of Alex's in my time on the division, I'd say around 300-400[/spoiler]
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I hate how much I love you Ordini from battleborn
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1 ReplyWatch out, we've got cleaners! -PMF solider (Division) while in the middle of a Riker only mission
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4 RepliesAll your base are belong to us
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2 Replies"They played us like a damn fiddle!" [spoiler]Oh, sorry, I thought you said best quote ever.[/spoiler]
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Double time! One, two, six sh%@%#
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Pretty much any thing in battleborn. Have great expectations on its release since the beta kicked ass
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I wanna eat your babies!!
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The conversations thugs have in the Arkham Games crack me up