Our principal, which involved throwing a bottle of piss at our principal's head and drenching him in urine, because reasons. He was lucky I didn't [b][i]leak[/i][/b] the info to security. So, lunchtime comes around and the principal is going around saying hi to the students while they eat. My fellow [b][i]pee[/i][/b]r then decides to enact his prank, but he forgets one crucial step: he forgot to open the bottle. So when he throws it at the principal, it just bops him in the head and doesn't explode into a warm yellow shower like you would expect. As security detains my friend, the principal proceeds to open the bottle and dumps the liquid gold all over my friend's head and suspends him for 2 weeks. Needless to say, my friend was pretty [b][i]pissed[/i][/b] when I said to him "Remember what I told you about your prank, that [b][i]urine over your head[/i][/b]." He wasn't amused with my potty mouth & we haven't spoken since.