Our principal, which involved throwing a bottle of piss at our principal's head and drenching him in urine, because reasons. He was lucky I didn't [b][i]leak[/i][/b] the info to security. So, lunchtime comes around and the principal is going around saying hi to the students while they eat. My fellow [b][i]pee[/i][/b]r then decides to enact his prank, but he forgets one crucial step: he forgot to open the bottle. So when he throws it at the principal, it just bops him in the head and doesn't explode into a warm yellow shower like you would expect.
As security detains my friend, the principal proceeds to open the bottle and dumps the liquid gold all over my friend's head and suspends him for 2 weeks. Needless to say, my friend was pretty [b][i]pissed[/i][/b] when I said to him "Remember what I told you about your prank, that [b][i]urine over your head[/i][/b]." He wasn't amused with my potty mouth & we haven't spoken since.
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What the f'uck I read this as spank
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#irljarate
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Edited by Joyaboi: 2/19/2016 2:57:53 AMITS JUST A PRANK BRO!!!! PRANK IN THE HOOD GETS SEXUAL!!!
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1 ReplyPrank gone sexual.
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1 Reply"Just a prank bro..."
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5 RepliesWas it his?
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1 Replytoo many puns. didn't happen
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You're really taking the [b][i]piss[/i][/b] with this [b][i]shit[/i][/b]post, OP.
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5 RepliesThat's a lawsuit waiting to happen
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1 ReplyI'll take shìt that didn't happen for 500 alex
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He should have made one of those pee/poo bomb things people in the pen make to throw at the guards.
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I see what you did there. Certainly went right over my head.
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7 RepliesEdited by ThickLongWiener: 2/17/2016 11:22:24 PM[b] [/b]
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2 RepliesThe principal must have been pissed
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2 RepliesPlease explain how throwing a bottle of piss at somebody is a prank.
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1 Reply"It's just a prank, bro!"
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1 ReplyYour principal is badass
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Your friend is a retard. Either that or he got too caught up in the moment.
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1 ReplyHe had one thing to remeber......didnt open bottle -_- [spoiler]better luck next month[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI was gonna say if this was real your friend would be going to juvie for assault
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1 ReplyPRINCIPAL URINE PRANK [GONE WRONG] (GONE SEXUAL)
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funny story tho :)
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1 ReplyI like the imagery behind this lol