I'm gonna buy Bungie and kick all you fools off this forum.
Edit: Still gonna kick all of you off...get ready for the three comma club!
Edit: To all you amateur CPA's. We all know that the taxman will hit you hard. Anyone who has at least a middle school education knows this. But thank you for your free advice.
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Buying slaves.
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82 RepliesEdited by Dewkin: 1/14/2016 9:36:39 PMBump this post if you want $1000. Only $1000 per person I have the numbers. Edit: this post is closed, no bumps beyond this time will be considered. I will contact you via direct message Here's a pic for some non believers http://m.imgur.com/GbHT9VX #giveback
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What 1.3 billion
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65 Repliesif you reply to this comment, if i hit the powerball, i will give you 100,000$
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1 ReplyCall me crazy but to me, lottery money is a [b][i][u]curse.[/u][/i][/b]
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Buying people.
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I would but 2 desktops all custom specs and 3 gaming laptops bc why not and all the silver I could buy
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I'd buy the Bengals, and relocate them to Georgia (no, the other one), then turn the Paul Brown Stadium into a multi storey car park. Then I'd do the same to Wolverhampton Wanderers. By now I've spent about £2.50, so I'd order a McLaren P14, Dunrobin Castle, a holiday home in Tortola, and a yacht (a proper one, with sails) Then I'd buy TVR, and return them to Blackpool.
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1 ReplyEdited by Krungus of the Krungus: 1/13/2016 11:50:42 PM[quote][quote][quote]Show spoiler[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Gonna give small loans of a million dollars to over privileged kids.
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2 Replies*$700,000,000 Taxes m8, Uncle Sam's gotta take his cut.
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1 ReplyNo matter how much I get, I'll still be depressed so don't really give a -blam!-
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1 ReplyDisappear from greedy family & friends. Use it to live a calm, isolated, zen-infused life as far away from anyone as possible.
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1 Reply1.3 billion dollars worth of hookers....
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10 RepliesEdited by Blue Bugsy: 1/13/2016 11:23:53 PM1.3 billion. 300 Americans in the us. 4.3 million per American and end the welfare system and poverty. Instead we are letting one jackass gold plate his balls Edit: You guys know what sarcasm is?
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Paying off debt, living comfortably and putting a lot in stock.
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14 RepliesEdited by QueCyraCyra: 1/12/2016 12:14:10 PMWait wait wait... In America you can be taxed if you win the jackpot on the lottery? Ahahahahahahah that's f*cking stupid *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
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By giving out small loans of a million dollars
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1.3 billion dollars in lottery tickets.....
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Run for president with the premise of building a wall.
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Pay Spec Ops guys to blow up Activision, then buy Bungie and ban all Desticles
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11 RepliesEdited by WhiteSun: 1/13/2016 12:06:34 AMAfter taxes and paying all the fees and taking the lump sum of cash it would be around 650 million dollars . Now ... To put it in perspective you could spend 1,000,000 dollars a year . And you would still have enough to last 650 years for you and your descendants giving you spend it all . Also : The average income of an in the United States of America is around 50,000 dollars Now if a person can live with 50,000 dollars a year , with a decent apartment , and have all their needs met , like food , water , and entertainment, and still have enough to save 1500 dollars a year for emergencies . That means that with that amount of money . You could live and spend 4x that amount and make it 200,000 thousand a year and you would still have enough to last [b][i]3250[/i][/b] years , the amount of money for an average person it is so large that it boggles my mind how people that win 10-50-150 million dollars lose it all in 5-10 years . Furthermore if you were to put that money into a cd account , you would get 1,7550,000 million dollars back just from the interests alone ... Seriously people ... Whoever wins the lotto use it smart .. And don't spend it all at once ... [b][i]edit [/i][/b] like many have reply , the math is wrong and the sum could be between 250 -450 million , depending. On which state you live , but regardless of the sum . If you can live with the amount of money you make a year . Whatever amount you win from a lottery wether is 1 million , or 100 . Use it to propel yourself into a much better state , don't spend it in things that will just waste your money . If you want to help your family , help them with things that will increase their wealth , not things that will put them in more debt later . Especially if you know that they don't have a good concept for managing money . I may be a poor college student and only make 19k a year , but if I can barely survive with that , then anyone making 60-70-160k a year . Can live within their means and become rich in the process .
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Buy more lottery tickets
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1 ReplyCash out is 806 million. Or you can take payments every year for 30 years. You wouldn't ever see a billion. =)
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"My main goal is to blow up! And then act like I don't know no body hahahahah"
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