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11/3/2015 12:44:47 AM
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Proof that diamonds are the hardest metal know to man
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
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1 Reply[quote] they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron [/quote]
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This thread is beautiful :')
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ITT: Hard-hitting social commentary. [spoiler]I want this thread to live forever as a testament to people who don't read posts before answering.[/spoiler]
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It's a type of mineral, not a metal
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5 Replies.... diamonds are not metal
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4 RepliesIt's not a metal
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2 RepliesDiamonds are not a metal. Carbon is an essential element in diamonds and it is a nonmetal.
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[quote]My dicks harder-Batman[/quote]
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There's a metal named Diamond?
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6 RepliesEdited by TheCroatoan: 11/15/2015 8:04:53 PMUhm Mineral* And just because it's hard doesn't mean that it's not brittle.
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Hory shrit, can I have what ever did you're smoking?
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The ultimate rules of logic lesson
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4 RepliesOmg you people can't take a joke without trying to sound smart
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What the hell are you on?
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2 RepliesEveryone knows my ding dong is the hardest metal known to man. Pleb
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Its a stone
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1 Reply[quote]diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, diamonds were the hardest metal of all time[/quote]
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The second hardest* [spoiler]*insert Lenny here*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNah, I'd say Slipknot is the hardest Metal.
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6 RepliesDiamond is a mineral bruh
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Applesauce
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No shit, Sherlock.
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3 RepliesMy grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 25, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Edited by AdorkableMia: 11/16/2015 4:50:00 AMDiamond is not a metal in anyway its just an allotrope of carbon. It does not show any physical properties or chemical properties of metals like electrical conductivity, malleability, ductility,reaction with acids or salts etc. [spoiler]funny post though![/spoiler]
