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4/20/2015 5:09:40 PM
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How come when I strap frogs to my shoes I dont jump higher?
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1 ReplyHave you tried turning them off and then on again?
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5 RepliesBecause you're fat
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2 RepliesIdk what's wrong. It worked for me
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Your obviously using the wrong kind of frog. Try these
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This was made on date 4/20 which is weed day so he was obviously high when he made this
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cuz dis guy
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Necrobump
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1 ReplyYou're doing it wrong. Strap them [u]underneath[/u] your shoes, not on top.
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5 RepliesYou need to kill them and absorb their soul. Then proceed to unlock the Ribbit shout.
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Edited by DaDomski: 6/20/2015 12:33:46 AMTry and lose weight I was 150 I dropped 15 pounds now I save about 200$ a month on gas!
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Try toads.
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Try these.
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http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Can we talk about the fact that frogs are basically the worst animal ever?
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Cause they don't go on your shoes Spartan Try to keep up
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3 RepliesNoob You're supposed to eat them to absorb their jumping ability.
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2 RepliesTry using Dart Frogs on your bare feet. That should solve the problem.
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You're not attaching them correctly.
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Did you try turning them off then on again?
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You need toads.
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Because they arnt Jordans
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Those ones aren't big enough
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3 RepliesYour doing it wrong
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Well here's the problem depending on where you put the frogs: -Bottom: the frogs aren't strong enough to hold you up and as such aren't strong enough to offer their jumping power to you. -Top: the frog. Is just trying to jump off your foot and failing, that will weaken your jumps. -Side: why the -blam!- did you tie frogs to the side of your shoe? Do you think you'll walljump that way or something? Frogs need to be parallel to the ground, dangit!
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I find that stabbing one with a spear works if you want a pogo stick.
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Edited by MissVixx: 4/21/2015 2:57:13 PMBecause you've crushed their poor frail bodies [spoiler]hmmm you should try rabbits[/spoiler]
