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Edited by The Cellar Door:
6/27/2015 8:39:12 PM
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This girl sits next to you at the bar...
...and asks you what kind of drink you're buying her. What do?
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I may not be the Stallion you are used to. But I have the package for it
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I heard you were decent in Sex and the City.
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"Hold on. Let me get my friend Engrapadora. "
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Engra gtfo
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3 RepliesSarah what are you doing here?
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I would order her a roofiecolada... and hay. Words wouldn't be necessary
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1 ReplyCellar you crazy
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Are you supposed to be my future wife?
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Edited by armadyloh: 3/28/2015 6:36:04 PMDid it hurt...when u fell from heaven...wait of ur down here who is running heaven?then say I'll buy u a big cup of ur favorite thing in the world.we both know that girls love it
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Hi, I'm Bob. Bob likes to give anal. You dig?
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Shots of whiskey can you keep up girl? ;)
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Buy her a drink and proceed to chat it up with her.
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A water. No free rides unless it's on my dîck.
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Chocolate Milk. She'll be surprised, and my choice of childhood beverage will lead her into a trance of nostalgia. We have sex on the bar then and there as my man-child beverage finally pays off. [spoiler]So when's the third edit coming? No one would see it coming.[/spoiler]
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Squeeze and please
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1 ReplyThe Bill Cosby Special
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Finger bang her in the men's bathroom and call her a slut immediately after.
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1 Reply"What do I get in return?"
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Probably something real hard
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Edited by CaptainControl: 3/30/2015 9:50:44 PM
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2 RepliesYou say, "I'm buying you my cum."
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The drink with the most alcohol so I can bring her home [spoiler]yeah baby ;)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyU have a beautiful face I mean nipples
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A nice glass of.... Shut the hell up and bend over
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Call Engrapadora ASAP.
