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Edited by Thanatos:
9/21/2014 6:49:52 AM
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Date Ideas
I asked out a girl a few days ago, and now I have to come up with an idea for a date. The key problem: I'm pretty broke. I can do dinner maybe once, but I would be completely out of cash. We both like soccer, so we could hang out at the soccer game on Tuesday (I'm in high school btw), or we can be degenerates and just drink coffee refills at Waffle House for a few hours. These are off the top of my head, any other ideas?
[spoiler]Not "stick it in her pooper."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Not "-blam!- her right in the pussy."[/spoiler]
Edit: I never thought I'd be the one asking for advice from the flood instead of giving it to the lucky -blam!-s who got a grill...
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Take her to McDonalds, point at the $1 menu and say : You can have [u][i]Anything[/i][/u] off that menu.
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13 RepliesCarnivals man. Just took a girl to a carnival and it was rad
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Ice skating never fails. Also rock climbing, go karts, horse riding... -blam!- coffee dates, if I ask a girl out whom I genuinely like I do something interesting with them.
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Piss on her feet to initiate the mating scent then scream like a wild boar stuck in a fence this should make her horny and you can then stick it in whatever you may please.
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1 ReplyTrip to North Korea.
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1 ReplyTHIS THREAD IS GONNA BE A REAL HIT
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16 RepliesDo you have transportation?
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Probably shouldn't do a movie. I dunno how to help.
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3 RepliesWell, do what I do: Look her straight in the eyes, for about 15 minutes, just staring. Then, lean in real close and whisper to her: [spoiler]Hi. I really, really, really, have a deep desire to see your naked tits.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesForgive the quality, I had to record it through someones window.
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1 ReplyToast/envelope
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6 Repliestake her on a tour of a dildo factory
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11 RepliesAny good parks to walk around and chill? Maybe bring a picnic basket? How are you with your parents? My mum gave me 50 bucks and a condom when I said I was going on my first date with a girl in high school. But she may of thought I was buying a hooker. So either park and picnic basket or try and get some more cash of your folks and then go dinner and a movie.
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What's wrong with playing Destiny with her? Really. Kids.
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1 ReplyWow man u must be pretty desperate to be asking the "flood" for ideas.
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1 ReplyAsk her if there is anything she'd like to do.
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Watch The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. It'll work, trust me.
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5 RepliesIf you go to the soccer game she'll leave you for someone on the team who is actually good at the sport-acting hybrid
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Tell her to make 2 sandwiches and go buy 2 Cokes and then smack her and eat. Girls love a man like that
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I work at costco, if u can go to costco and eat their food samples, have a hotdog n coke or pepsi for 2 bucks, i reckon it'd be a nice date. Otherwise just hang out at the beach. Go swimming at your local leisure centre. A picnic in a park.
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10 Repliestaking her to the zoo and comparing her to the gorillas and baboons is always a good idea
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Soccer game sounds best
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3 RepliesDo a double date
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Skip the movies, the shitty restaurants and any other trite clichés... You should...[spoiler]Take her straight to your room and stick it right in her pooper.[/quote]
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2 Replies-Get some ice cream at the thrifty. Go to the park, listen to the music you have on your phone. Get donut holes, like 24 for 2 bucks walk around the mall and look at shit Clean your house, watch a movie order pizza. Apologize for your dads assholeness Go to the soccer game and drink vodka from one of those arrowhead plastic water bottles. That way people don't know you guys are drinking vodka
